TJG

Random observations

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If you think the @Athletics are bad on the field, you should see their operation of parking at the Coliseum. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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A Succession spin-off parody about an Arkansas chicken dynasty would be fantastic. https://t.co/XHhjJyZ3oV

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People who go to crowded public places, like coffee shops, and sit down to watch something on their devices using no headphones for sound are pure psychopaths.

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@PayByPhone How do you remove the $0.55 surcharge on SMS reminders? It feels like that should be easy, but you’re deliberately obfuscating the process to boost revenue.

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I’ve seen more men wearing suits and ties in two minutes in Washington DC than I’ve seen in San Francisco in the last 25 years.

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I’m starting to think that the @Lions receiving corps is deliberately throwing the game.

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Hey, @SlackHQ Is it really not possible to set notifications to let you know if one of your Slack messages has not been responded to after several days? I need reminders to follow up with people who didn’t answer my original message. Thanks.

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After living in California for 25 years, I’ve concluded that the best part is getting to celebrate New Year’s at 9pm.

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This “Fat Leonard” guy is really making me self-conscious about my weight. He looks to me more like “Maybe A Few Extra Pounds Leonard.”

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The best part about knowing absolutely nothing about soccer is being surprised about everything that happens in the Netflix David Beckham docuseries.

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I categorically refuse to watch any Instagram meme with that annoying laughing background sound.

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I bet whoever came up with Hint of Lime Tostitos at @Fritolay walks around the office like a total boss to this day.

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If @JessePalmerTV were half as good at playing quarterback as he is at hosting the Golden Bachelor he would have been a first ballot Hall of Famer.

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I’m old enough to remember when @TheOnion was edgy and actually funny. #thegoodolddays

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Burning wood may be bad for the environment, but it’s fantastic for creating a nice autumn mood in the neighborhood.

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Me trying to keep to my goal of reading the print edition of @TheEconomist cover to cover each week.

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Most startups/unicorns at tech conferences give away modest stickers that they hope you might put on your laptop. @brexHQ is handing out full blown bumper stickers, which is frankly both ballsy and impressive.

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Of all the disturbing things I’ve seen on Twitter/X over the past year, I think large animals getting devoured by a pack of lions or hyenas while they’re still alive has to be the worst.

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It seems to me that there are only two types of NFL head coaches: rookies and guys entering their twentieth season with the same team.

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If the government really wants to boost employment among women aged 22 to 28, I’d recommend they subsidize the expansion of @Sephora, cuz I’m pretty sure each retail location employs at least 100 clerks.