local prestigious aneurysm recipient

T-H-O-M-A-S-D, find out what it means to me 🦑 🇵🇸

[local prestigious aneurysm recipient @th0masd0herty]

If your art doesn’t contain ghosts that look like this idk what to tell you but your art is bad

[chelss @mrbbenchelss]

barbenheimer dunesday blah blah blah HUNGER JACKSON is coming

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

i sustained a brain injury on 1/20/2025 and i'm gonna be real i'm better but some stuff still makes me wonder if i'm actually in a different reality or dead and in hell

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Christopher Nolan didn’t have the balls to let the audience actually hear the siren’s song (Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado ft Timbaland)

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

2 gay sheep rescued from getting slaughtered after refusing to mate with females now live out their lives in peace with a german farmer who raise Gay Sheeps

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

Bravely coming forward to stand up for Taco Bell bc their spicy potato soft tacos have held me down as quick, cheap food that DOESNT UPSET MY STOMACH for years and I’m tired of everyone slandering my girl

[Rep. Ilhan Omar @Ilhan]

The House will vote on an amendment to cut off aid to Israel.

It is unconscionable we continue to fund this genocidal apartheid regime.

Voting YES.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

[lanie @lanielaniela]

it's crazy how Barb & Star go to Vista Del Mar is one of the funniest movies ever made and only four and a half people on God's green earth have seen it

[𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐲 ☁️ @xThisIsAndyG]

hilariously camp. 😭 out-bratted that girl and her fans lmaoo she genuinely had these white gays posting sympathy is a knife on their story on some “we are charli xcx”shit and they were DEADASS too fhfhfhfhjdjsj oh taycomedian we love you

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Natalie Horberg.

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

Not to do millennial posting but The Westing Game is the rare children’s book that can go pound for pound with quality adult literature

[🌸 sydney 🌸 tvl spoilers @squid7000]

we live in an epidemic of “not only do I not like this but if you like it you’re fundamentally a terrible person” which I would understand if the thing was like the axis powers but it’s usually a fictional character or a singer-songwriter

[polly @polyfraggrenade]

do people actually look at this and go AAH

[local prestigious aneurysm recipient @th0masd0herty]

My Taylor Swift married
My white wine is chilled
My America corrupt
But I am hopecore pilled
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