Cynic

Unmasking the future of finance, one clown at a time. (parody)

[Cynic @thacryptocynic]

Meet the Crypto Cynic. I poke fun at everyone, but it is all in good jest. No harm intended.

[Cynic @thacryptocynic]

every trader on this fckin app suffers from varying levels of narcissism, hence why i created this account. being an “expert trader” apparently qualifies people to lecture and preach to others about how to live a good life. it’s super obnoxious. your account is one of the most level headed ones but this “mr. anderson” weirdo must think himself a god.

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@SiemReap_Dude your cope is off the charts. never marry a coin. ever!

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$kta what pattern is this?

maybe the shitcoin pattern?

downright awful..🙈

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@alwayswinsignal @emulsion101 who wants to tell always losing that we've been in a bear market for almost a year 🙈

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@LAR7Crypto how is the second screenshot even relevant? you say 1950 then have a chart with 2100 as the target

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@LevelPlayingFi9 @sukukfi oh great that’s reassuring 😳

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@ZeroHedge_ join my telegram, we are different, you will learn things no one else can teach you, join in the next 10 mins and win a free ebook on how to live your best life 😂

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@ArdiNSC don’t you think at a true bottom we’d have see a lot more volume?

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@TechCharts do you mean inverse h&s? what am i missing here?

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@DaanCrypto doesn’t it really come down to bitcoin anyway? hard to see bitcoin diving back to 60k while eth moved to 2k+

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@garrettham_esq as a former protestant, turned catholic, i can say that the stereotype is pretty accurate. having the bible read to you at church vs actively reading and studying the bible are two very different things. just different approaches that's all.

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@JakeyoOfficial another dumba$$ who is clearly new to this disgrace of a project. keeta has a very low investor iq community,

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@TheLongInvest maybe in another 10 yrs when they finally have 50+ sats in the sky

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@Elemzir more bullshit from a fanboy, headed to zero eventually. yep i said it, keeta will not make it. why? b/c the team is weak and adoption is non-existent. very few coins will make it in the next bull run. keeta isn't even on the maybe list

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@Washigorira one more flush to 50k and we're ready. late aug/early sept

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@The_JDK99 good stuff 👍

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@CastilloTrading @X @blknoiz06 pathetic when people shill for that guy. imagine being so desperate for engagement that you cheerlead for a guy so awful he was kicked off the uber platform. ct is pathetic

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@MatthewHyland_ i’m different, join my discord, become a millionaire 😂

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@BladeDefi so you’ve managed to do a 180 within a 24 hour period. another f fraud. pick a lane

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@SiemReap_Dude “joe smith” is the post child for copium. oh boy some people insist on learning the hard way. you won’t find any confirmation bias from me 😳