Parents of singles, rejoice!
Introducing Match-in-Law, the worldâs first matchmaking app that completely cuts out the middleman (your adult children).
Swipe right on other parents who share your values, politics, religion, work ethic, and your quiet terror that your offspring might one day bring home someone raised by wolves.
Once the in-laws pass the mutual inspection, the kids are gently introduced⊠in real life⊠like civilized people used to do before Tinder turned romance into a discount clearance sale.
Because letâs be honest: the apple doesnât fall far from the tree. If you wouldnât want to share Thanksgiving with the parents, you probably donât want to share grandchildren with them either. Match-in-Law simply restores the ancient quality-control step that modernity deleted in the name of âfreedom."
Of course, this entire process used to happen automatically in healthy, homogeneous communities. Parents already knew one another through church, neighborhood, school, and the quiet social radar of people who actually lived near each other. The âappâ was just life.
In the atomized, swipe-happy world weâve built, that natural filter is gone.
So perhaps a little digital matchmaking between the parents is exactly what it takes to revive the one arranged-marriage custom that never needed defending: making sure the next generationâs partners come from trees whose fruit you already trust.
Download Match-in-Law.
Your future son-in-lawâs mother is waiting. And sheâs already judging your parenting.
@BerlinReporter Zwei Inder gelauscht, die sich im Reichstag auf English unterhalten haben: -Wenn Du magst, kann ich dir einen Job hier in unserem BĂŒro finden. -Aber ich bin mit einem Tourist Visum hierher gekommen? -Das macht nichts, wir bekommen das hin.
âThe Rosary is the most excellent form of prayer and the most efficacious means of attaining eternal life. It is the remedy for all our evils, the root of all our blessings. There is no more excellent way of praying.â - Pope Leo XIII
Parents of singles, rejoice!
Introducing Match-in-Law, the worldâs first matchmaking app that completely cuts out the middleman (your adult children).
Swipe right on other parents who share your values, politics, religion, work ethic, and your quiet terror that your offspring might one day bring home someone raised by wolves.
Once the in-laws pass the mutual inspection, the kids are gently introduced⊠in real life⊠like civilized people used to do before Tinder turned romance into a discount clearance sale.
Because letâs be honest: the apple doesnât fall far from the tree. If you wouldnât want to share Thanksgiving with the parents, you probably donât want to share grandchildren with them either. Match-in-Law simply restores the ancient quality-control step that modernity deleted in the name of âfreedom."
Of course, this entire process used to happen automatically in healthy, homogeneous communities. Parents already knew one another through church, neighborhood, school, and the quiet social radar of people who actually lived near each other. The âappâ was just life.
In the atomized, swipe-happy world weâve built, that natural filter is gone.
So perhaps a little digital matchmaking between the parents is exactly what it takes to revive the one arranged-marriage custom that never needed defending: making sure the next generationâs partners come from trees whose fruit you already trust.
Download Match-in-Law.
Your future son-in-lawâs mother is waiting. And sheâs already judging your parenting.
Race mixing ends the human story forever.
Nearly every invention that makes life worth living came from british, germans, french, and Italians, in that order. Over 95% of all relevant inventions come from just those four ethnicities. And that's North italians, not south. Florence. It's basically just a circle around one area in Europe. That's where every invention came from. Northern, Western white people with blue eyes.
Blacks, arabs, indians, and hispanics are never, ever, ever going to invent or develop anything. It has never happened and it never will happen.
They will also never be able to keep what we gave them.
Black populations live without electricity or running water. Indians live in garbage and starve. Hispanic countries are ALL 3rd world. Arabs have nothing without selling oil to whites and chinese. They were camel jockeys before we bought their oil and they will be camel jockeys when we are done buying their oil.
And here's the worst part: all of those groups are already mixed race.
Blacks are 80% Cro-Magnon and 20% homo erectus. Indians are mixed Cro-Magnon and australoid. Hispanics are Siberians that came over through Alaska and mixed with spaniards. The word "Arab" means "mixed."
You cannot mix them into something better. You can only lose the gift of creation.
If you are white and you race mix, you have thrown your children into history's landfill. It is over for them.
A race-mixed planet is a permanently retarded, worthless planet that is going nowhere forever. Nothing but cheating, lying, scamming brownskins raping each other until they go extinct. Living in rubble. Tearing up the roads and the powerlines to make 20 dollars from scrap. Eating mud to deal with starvation (haitian tradition).
Never ever accept race mixing. Not even once.
âDonât worry Minerva, Iâve had the Hogwarts house elves secretly observing young Harry, and theyâve assured me his living conditions are normal.â
âNormal for wizards, or normal for house elves?â
â...Huh?â