The Smiling Thanos

I snapped my fingers and half of my brain cells dusted away.

[The Smiling Thanos @ThanosSmiling]

A group of dogs is called happiness.

[Abhijeet Dipke @abhijeet_dipke]

I know you are desperately trying to hack the account but since you have failed to do so. Let me share the real data.

Why would you call 94% of Indian youth as Pakistanis?

[Licypriya Kangujam @LicypriyaK]

Resign @gupta_rekha ji.

Share this if you agree.
#DelhiAirPollutionCrisis

[Joy @Joydas]

Today is 4 Years since Gauri Lankesh was assassinated. The Killer of Gauri Lankesh had confessed that he didn’t know anything about her, he had just been told she is Anti Hindu and he killed her to save his religion. This is what constant hate and brainwashing achieves

[Ajay Kamath @ajay43]

When Amit Shah says that democracy existed before 1947, it just illustrates how little he understands anything. Except buying MLAs and disappearing in the midst of a crisis

[newslaundry @newslaundry]

"Media doesn't show our side. They only show the government's side...The media is not independent."

@Basantrajsonu speaks with farmers at the #MuzaffarnagarMahaPanchayat.

#FarmerProtests #मुजफ्फरनगर_किसान_महापंचायत

[billo rani @almondhalwa]

Happy teachers day youtube

[Rakhi Tripathi @rakhitripathi]

Agar aap ek gareeb, mehnatkash Muslim mein ek 400 saal purane raja ki shakal dekh kar usase nafrat kar rahe hain to aapse bada pakhandi koi nahin hai.
Aap ko sirf bahana chahiye us gareeb ka shoshan karne ka, usase nafrat karne ka.
Is soch per aapko sharam aani chahiye.

[Adv. M @RURALINDIA]

So the spectacular success of @INCIndia in Rajasthan local body elections is not worthy of news, tweets or discussions ?

But - where's the opposition ? trope - has many keyboard happy takers 🤦

[ಸಂದೇಶ @software_sisya]

I just paid 940Rs to the gas delivery guy. Last year same day same month i had paid 640Rs. That's a 300 raise in one year. 🤯

[ਜਸਮੀਤ ਕੌਰ { ਮਲਵੈਣ}🌟 @Jasmeet120435]

9 months of #FarmersProtest but bjp govt still refusing to listen to the farmers. Are the farmers asking for too much from their own elected officials?
#मुजफ्फरनगर_किसान_महापंचायत

[Shashi Tharoor @ShashiTharoor]

The highest unemployment rates ever recorded in India. Another achievement of the BJP Modi Sarkar.

[Garima @j_garima_j]

When even a civil defence officer isn't safe and her rape and murder aren't talked about in the mainstream media for 2 days, how can any woman expect safety?
#JusticeForRabiya

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

List of bad dogs:

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[Lori @Cornjerker78]

When I asked if you were generous I didn’t mean with your stupidity.

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

Annoying neighbor: I just want to be your friend.

Me: Why do people keep threatening me with that?

[Shah of Blah (ਗੋਲੂ) @golubeerji]

There’s plenty of trash in the sea.

A factual statement and also something you can say to motivate your friend who keeps on making poor dating choices.

[Shah of Blah (ਗੋਲੂ) @golubeerji]

I’ve written a fictional work dealing with sexual love. It has too many mistakes.

It’s Errorotica.

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

Time is precious,waste it wisely on Twitter.

[Shah of Blah (ਗੋਲੂ) @golubeerji]

After 6 “Impossible” Missions, the learned audience knows that the 7th film will be a Mission Likely.