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[Lazysaurus 🦖 @that27karatguy]

@phalgooon @congratstothe

[Lazysaurus 🦖 @that27karatguy]

@acpnortheasttr @gkrishnanan653 @blrcitytraffic @DCPTrNorthBCP @hebbaltrafficps Why does your team put cones near Legacy Cirocco, near Sahakar nagar mn road-Service road? Causes a 10 min traffic jam EVERY morning since last week! It is an absolute waste. Pls direct them to go back to normalcy. Most drivers are idiots (especially cab) & they block the road.

[Lazysaurus 🦖 @that27karatguy]

@phalgooon Hi Phalgun,
I've pretty much stopped logging into twitter. But came here to say -This is AWESOME!

Do you also have an insane gmail filter app? Something that can categorize (automatically?) the finance mails, substacks, personal etc

[Lazysaurus 🦖 @that27karatguy]

@BBMPCOMM Request you to please, please visit MVIT road, next to After the rain apartments, that road is a mess, they're building a flyover there for 5 years, but they dug the road so badly, its unusable! Please help. Falls under @krishnabgowda

[Lazysaurus 🦖 @that27karatguy]

@DKShivakumar @BBMPCOMM @BBMPofficial @BBMPAdmn @bbmpcac all of you already knew about @OfficialBMRCL work on ORR, why was desilting not done? Why are we troubled? I could not go for training because of your shoddy incompetent work, due to the corruption of your admins! Every road was flooded

[Lazysaurus 🦖 @that27karatguy]

@DKShivakumar Boss-You got into administration by knowing these issues, which means you should have kept the solutions ready at that time itself- We're not allowed to wait to pay road tax, why should we wait for your never ending solutions?First ban that tender sure and concrete road contracts

[Lazysaurus 🦖 @that27karatguy]

Tried going to Airport road today, left home at 515AM, still stuck near Manyata at 6AM. Could not go through inside Manyata also because the connecting roads are flooded.

One fucking small rain and the city crumbles. What the actual fuck are these in admin doing? Chutiyas.

[Akshay Akki ಅಕ್ಷಯ್🇮🇳 @FollowAkshay1]

BBMP has a ₹19,930 Cr budget yet Bengaluru's roads vanish under water after just one rain...

Is this the “Brand Bengaluru” DCM @DKShivakumar talks about..?🤡

#BengaluruRains

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Keep your World Cup man this is the best football player ever, even Kendrick Lamar has more Grammys than Michael Jackson and we all know who’s better

[Black Hole @konstructivizm]

Exoplanet...
Volcano eruption from close up
By xevarDIFF

[Lazysaurus 🦖 @that27karatguy]

@realmadriden @KMbappe @vinijr @BellinghamJude @RodrygoGoes

You better turn up like that one man did against Wolfsburg and Atletico.

[दिशा @anu_sn_]

I strongly believe most of the good Indians died during famines, the freedom struggle, and while trying hard to protect this land. What we’re left with is this: cunning, greedy, uncouth pigs in human form, who shit where they sleep.

[Shridhar V @iimcomic]

Deleted scene from Interstellar in which the astronauts go to another planet where time doesn’t move.

Welcome to Biharverse 🌌

[Edgar Ekhon Thepla @poeticlieshensh]

We are arresting people for sending the wrong food order now. And not the person who is such a pure vegetarian that they ordered during navratri from a place called *checks note* Lucknowi Kabab Paratha

[Lazysaurus 🦖 @that27karatguy]

I have tried watching football matches in India. In the stadium. What is shit is the match experience. The telecast is a whole another shit show!

It's like being used to watch a 1080p/2160p videos and suddenly needing to watch a 480p video. So yeah, that's that.

[Lucky Reds @lucky_reds0]

Ask them to name 5 Indian football players.

[Pallavi @ThatDesiGirl]

Ooooh cute!

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

Architectural marvel under Amritkaal 🤡

[Conrad Barreto @conradbeckham]

can't wait to have beef chilly fry & choris pav when my train passes Goa.

[Lazysaurus 🦖 @that27karatguy]

Everything, every little thing is fucked in this country thanks to brainless dumb fucks!

Most of these idiots idea of “style” are the cars made with the imagination of a 5 year old.

Fucking idiots.

[Lazysaurus 🦖 @that27karatguy]

@saffrontrail I have a mix of emotions seeing this-
1. Touch of awe
2. Pinch of envy!

😬

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Everyone thinks CR7’s tap ins and runs were easy till it’s time to do it. He was a position monster. Knows exactly how to time the run, exactly when to burst.