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@that_holbrook isn't my real name. tweets may be hyperbolic. RTs may expire. never send a husband to do a best friend’s job.

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"innocent til proven guilty"= legal principle applying to courts w/ the pwr to take away life/liberty. NOT to reg folks who believe victims.

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realized i dipped without adding- feel free to message about alternate contact methods. i figure i will nuke this acct by 1/1

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k, I'm officially out. it's been fun y'all. i may or may not actually be on mastodon, i can't be bothered to look at it at this point.

[Casey Newton @CaseyNewton]

NEW: Twitter has a plan to force you to opt in to personalized ads to continue using this app. @ZoeSchiffer and me in @platformer:

https://t.co/RcAzH9loFe

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ok am i being paranoid or do sites/apps purposely put ads near things you have to click on for functionality so that you "accidentally" click the ad instead. alternatively am i being stupid bc everyone knows they do this

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i've never been able to find something like the lbd lizzie shirt (yes, i've kept an eye out for ten years, don't judge me) but i DID find a blue plaid shirt with similar elbow patches and i'm counting it as a win

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@MyCrareLady see it's times like this i'm like but what would i Do without twitter

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we weren't allowed to watch the simpsons ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@_avasharpe finally, an excuse to eat your way to the bottom

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@astoldbyangela_ yes, you are! 💕

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

12:32pm: Follow me on Blempus. This looks like it's going to be the one folks. We're going to Blempus
12:34pm: It appears that Blempus uses your phone app to dial 911 if you attempt to upload a profile photo

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@TheSporkWielder

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@erinwert no legitimately i never thought of it that way, and it makes sense! 💕

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@erinwert interesting

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once again, am on the mast site under the same username, i have absolutely no idea how it works, i heart you all

[Alex Heath @alexeheath]

Hearing from multiple employees that the odds of Twitter breaking in the near future are very high.

[wint @dril]

i truly believe that i will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity when i get every single post on hthis fucking website deleted by 2022

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this is possibly the fourth elected official i've seen mention this? is taylor swift going to the be the reason politicians take on ticketmaster, on a bipartisan basis no less?!

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Tennessee AG says he's launching an investigation into Ticketmaster after his office was flooded with complaints over the ticket company's website crashing as Taylor Swift fans raced to buy tickets for her "Eras" tour. https://t.co/Ciq0vpMkVE

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@erinwert Yeah, others don't seem to understand our love for PB&J. IMO CC cookies you can get them on board with. Ranch dressing too. There's a vid of a British youtuber trying it and she's like "i dunno about this but, Americans like it" (tries it, looks amazed) "oh! it's good isn't it?!"

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were we wrong? yes. but in another, false way, weren't we right? i'd say absolutely

[Dave Wasserman @Redistrict]

Did we overestimate GOP House gains? Yes. Did we also nail the key dynamic of 2022 - an unusually uneven landscape, w/ Dems struggling in places like NY/OR but demonstrating impressive resilience in red/purple states and districts? I'd say absolutely.

[Chris FitzGerald @OnTheFitz]

The 2022 midterms in a gif.

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amazon's serious response to my joke is now even funnier

[Amazon Help @AmazonHelp]

@that_holbrook Thanks for reaching out! You can verify using our handle and the Twitter check mark. The blue verified badge on Twitter lets people know that an account of public interest is authentic. -Noah

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seems like voting harder helps and we should keep doing it. weird, that.