Jake

Flat Earth Enthusiast / SDSU / snap- jake_stelten

[Jake @that_jakekid]

I had to pay the Mexican police 100$ to not go to jail the night before my flight

[Jake @that_jakekid]

@brian_armstrong Company is a joke. Your security is a complete joke and your customer service is the worst of it all. Nothing better than waking up to your account at 0$ with no trace of where it went and then on top of that, have to deal with some worthless outsourced call center.

[Jake @that_jakekid]

@waleed__mohmmed @coinbase Coinbase wallet.

[Jake @that_jakekid]

@coinbase your security is a joke. Please explain to me how my account can get drained with no authorization or notifications?

[Jake @that_jakekid]

Ok but for real...where do I get a raspberry racer jersey?

[Kevin Edwards @keddie44]

Day 3 Without Sports: I have fully convinced myself that marble racing is the sport of the future

[Jake @that_jakekid]

Big shout out to the sun rn

[Jake @that_jakekid]

@DillonFrancis

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

when doctors deliver a particularly big baby they should take a pic with it like it’s a fish

[Jake @that_jakekid]

@itsmeghanright It’s just a Bloody Mary with two steps

[Jake @that_jakekid]

Her random Disney character on insta was the The Hunchback of Notre Dame...shoot your shot bro.

[Jake @that_jakekid]

Yo, why are those kids that got hypnotized in high school still lying about how it actually worked..

[Jake @that_jakekid]

I think that’s just “The Grinch”. Right?

[kelly @kelllicopter]

new movie idea: small town farm boy goes to the big city and falls in love with a hotshot lawyer woman who convinces him to move into the city and start hating christmas

[Jake @that_jakekid]

@Lauckc You better just stick to hockey bud

[aidan ツ @getlaidan]

gonna shower in jeans just one of those nights

[Jake @that_jakekid]

@poptartabby Italian cake

[James @CaucasianJames]

i just want a girl with 0 cavities. why is that so hard to come by these days

[Jake @that_jakekid]

Gunna tell my kids this was Scooby-Doo

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

ASAP Rocky was mentioned multiple times during Trump impeachment hearing proceedings. https://t.co/ErVt00BF9l

[Jake @that_jakekid]

6 year old me would say “yeah I need ALL of the soup coupons”

[Jake @that_jakekid]

My goal is to make it to the weekend.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

make sure the people u fucking with have goals .. not just plans for the weekend

[hater @haterirl]

dove chocolate tastes so much better than their soap 🤢