Andrew Hill

Proud socialist, very amateur cosmologist, astronomer & photographer. There are no gods. I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night - Galileo

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Been a while. Twitter's not my platform of choice these days for... reasons, but here's a pic of some #lightning - it's not spelled #lightening - from Monday.
Taken from my front door in Moreton-in-Marsh, Gloucestershire UK.
Canon EOS1300D, 18-55 kit lens, 0.25sec, f22, ISO100

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Elon Musk can go do himself up the wrong un with a pineapple. Bye.

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Breakfast View

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@justinbellinger Are you sure it’s not just cling film and you got fleeced? 😋

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@justinbellinger People with heart conditions? Don’t want to give them too big a shock!

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@Keywork26 It’s just a form of Whataboutism. Those people simply can’t be bothered to wear a mask and are trying to justify their laziness and selfishness.

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@UrbanAstroNYC Flippin’ ‘eck mate 😂😂😂

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@ADudeFromTheUK @Pontyparkrun @parkrunUK @StarWarsUK @starwars Ask him if he still has shares in Hai Karate.

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@pskdarmstrong @WYP_PcGray Apparently the clock was showing the correct time. He’ll probably build his legal defence around that fact 😂

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@AlisonMitchell @mrdanwalker @bbcstrictly Oven ready? 😂

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@Lupelupitapita @SueTsai7 @e_longhorn At least those who take it will be here to find out the results.

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@Lesism Have you scrutinised your definition of ‘happy’?
I’m not saying your definition and aspiration is incorrect, but it may help to check it out by approaching it objectively. It’s easy to confuse “I’m not happy” with “I’m not what society tells me ‘happy’ means” ❤️

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@JHW131979 @netnotblanket @afneil By “right of centre”, I think they mean “not going to hold the right to account as much”. Jeez, even the BBC doesn’t hold the right to account!

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@wet01snow @GlosPolSpecOps There was talk some years ago of the NSL being 40mph on any road without centre lines. Implementation would have invilved a bit of line painting in some areas but in my opinion it would have been worth it. Too many people see speed limits as targets.

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@GlosPolSpecOps I agree 100%. However, have you ever considered the benefits of a widely publicised (that’s the important bit!) scheme whereby law-abiding motorists can submit to the police, dash cam footage of other road users trying to intimidate them into speeding? This is a big problem.

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@Ind3pendent7 17 substandard disposable face masks which won’t turn up but never mind, the money wasn’t mine anyway and it went to a deserving friend.

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@MartinSLewis Asking the public at large to make a personal choice based on the greater good is never going to work. That ideal got tossed out in 1979 and I honestly can’t ever see us getting it back 🙁

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@Lord_Sugar People who work (even partly, like me) from home are generally happier doing so. The problem is, when the likes of Sugar see a happy employee, they see an employee who’s not being screwed quite hard enough.

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I was trying to think of a witty way to express the fact the @ITVSport is shite at live broadcasts, but I can't so I'll just put it bluntly. #FRASUI #EURO2020

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@theMN15 The whole thing stops at 3:23. Thankfully I can resort to BBC news to find out they didn't score.
#ITVisShit