Harper Gillreath ❂

It could have been me

[Harper Gillreath ❂ @ThatHarpo]

@lecrae Years of being brainwashed by leaders who used the gospel for their own gain, and taught them that their judgement is somehow more sound than anyone else’s.

[Harper Gillreath ❂ @ThatHarpo]

@DrRJKavanagh Small dick energy from these “cops” that ride around looking like that. Absolutely desperate for action and someone to take their hatred out on.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'This house is a mess. I have so much work to do,' said Toad.

Frog looked through the window. 'Toad, you are right,' said Frog. 'It is a mess.'

Toad pulled the covers over his head.

[small nuclear ribonucleoprotein (snurp) @haragoochie]

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

[Ruth Wynn-Williams @RuthWW]

Completely obsessed with Sydney hotel quarantiner Dave Marriott.
Bringing to life the paper bags his food comes in.
He’s only halfway through his hotel stint and it’s already so good

[Harper Gillreath ❂ @ThatHarpo]

I need a restart on the day already. 🥴

[Harper Gillreath ❂ @ThatHarpo]

Said “this is going to be the year that we do a bunch of the traveling we’ve been wanting to do.”

[Harper Gillreath ❂ @ThatHarpo]

@lecrae 🤮🤮🤮🤮

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[Harper Gillreath ❂ @ThatHarpo]

Wow in 10 years I’ve gone from a mediocre tweeter to a terrible one #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

I’ve never been brought back to Earth so fast.

[Harper Gillreath ❂ @ThatHarpo]

@wk_balch Fighting words.

[Harper Gillreath ❂ @ThatHarpo]

My two-year-old just sang “here you go, here you go” the tune of “Let It Go” while offering up one of his toys the smoke detector.

[Harper Gillreath ❂ @ThatHarpo]

😭😭😭😭😭

[Harper Gillreath ❂ @ThatHarpo]

@thefogislifting @realDonaldTrump Mortals? Trump isn’t mortal? The delusion runs DEEP.

[Harper Gillreath ❂ @ThatHarpo]

@DanAuito @thefogislifting @Jenni_Risden @realDonaldTrump Thank you for this laugh. These are some of the most ridiculous pictures I’ve ever seen. 😭😂

[Harper Gillreath ❂ @ThatHarpo]

@KateOnKamera @parksandrec Friends would have to be number one because I’ve watched it a ridiculous amount of times and usually fall asleep to it. Others depending on my mood: Parks & Rec, 30 Rock, The Office (up to season 6) & Gilmore Girls.