she's not there

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[she's not there @thatironstring]

It's been real. @memfishy.bsky.social

[she's not there @thatironstring]

Visit Sea Witch Botanicals to receive your free gift! https://t.co/C4EFkBGydo

[Joseph Massey @jmasseypoet]

Cranberry in a can, blob style, is the best and most respectable cranberry dish for Thanksgiving. Your cranberry chutneys and other culinary hijinks involving whole cranberries are inferior to canned blob cranberry. This is an official decree.

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

I could never hate a gay Halloween party. Too many people dressed like me

[she's not there @thatironstring]

@fourofswords_ Like a Minty 🐯

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

It's almost time. I feel it in the air.
Where are all my fat bears? 🏳️‍🌈

[beckywtheokhair @beckywtheokhair]

Books you had to read in high school as Arrested Development quotes: a thread

[Kate Beaton @beatonna]

I turned 40 over the weekend and fuck youth forever baby live the dream

[she's not there @thatironstring]

Forever my Wednesday 🖤

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Christina Ricci seemingly calls out Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis following Danny Masterson support letters:

“Unfortunately I’ve known lots of ‘awesome guys’ who were lovely to me but have been proven to be abusers privately. I’ve also had personal experience with this. Believe victims. It’s not easy to come forward. It’s not easy to get a conviction.”

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Once again thinking about Tom Hardy’s MySpace bottom era

[M.A. Bergman @John_LeTour]

I like the one Martin Short called Jimmy Fallon phony to his face.

[Yo-Yo Ma @YoYo_Ma]

This is for Maui, from a far away friend. I am so terribly sorry.

[Dan Olson @FoldableHuman]

The Suicide Squad is a great example of how you can fix a lame character just by forcing him to wear a silly t-shirt.

[she's not there @thatironstring]

Lizzo whyyyy

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

here’s why everyone is WRONG about twitter changing its name to x being “a baffling choice” and “not a smart thing to do”: a thread

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[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

There are two highly anticipated movies being released this week. One of them is about a controversial public figure and how they reflect the enduring cognitive dissonance between our stated values as a society and the reality of our myriad systemic hypocrisies.

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