ThatJimGuy

I mostly say things that make me laugh.

[ThatJimGuy @ThatJimFella]

@GrageDustin Thank GOD ur willing to invent a problem that doesn’t exist, pledge to take a variety of non-specific actions to “solve” the problem you invented, to save us from the scary lie.
That said, I’m inviting you all to join the Sasquatch-Free Coalition. No more Sasquatch Attacks, EVER!

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@MichaelH_MN They don’t. There is and never has been a single governmental organization on any level in the U.S. that has operated under Sharia Law. This is fearmongering for the ignorant. Period. You know it. But, lacking even scintilla of decency, you’re going with it anyway. Ur mom proud?

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@Rychkidz16 @Acosta Yeah, about that. The DOJ itself said it was a “botched installation” and NOT vandalism. Then they dropped the charges. So…🙄

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@magachrchpastr Well, and now these ‘activist judges’ are asking for proof of the crime EVERY. TIME! How are Trump’s personal prosecutors supposed to get convictions if the have to prove EVERY SINGLE CHARGE?! 🤷‍♂️

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@MichaelH_MN What in the performative, ‘fearmongering to invent a problem that will never exist’ fuckery is it this time with you twat waffles?! A rapidly diminishing group of remaining cultist are about the only people who even listen to you anymore. This is pretty sad, honestly.

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@HawleyMO Y’all really are just a bunch of shameless, self-dealing, spineless cowards, aren’t you? Just a whole political drawer full of of soup forks. God help us all. 🤦🏻

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@HawleyMO You are ALL just the smallest, shittiest, thin-skinned, drunken fifteen year old boys who weren’t told “no” enough, aren’t ya? It was pointless theater!

What part of this post makes the lives of your constituents even marginally better? Ever bother asking yourself that anymore?

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@TulsiGabbard Sorry you’re performative, gotcha questioning you were all excited about didn’t work out. You’ll be mad about something else tomorrow. Don’t worry. 👍🏻

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@MarburgKiss @andrew7rd @atrupar Welp, here’s the elements of the crime of murder that must be proven to convict. A specific NAMED victim or victims, (not “ya know…people!”) illegally killed with the conscious intent that the victim die. All you, Perry Mason. Fill in the blanks. Why don’t you build YOUR case?!

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@Welshmen @MarburgKiss @atrupar Generally speaking THIS is the “criminal statute” most MAGA are thinking of when cheering on prosecuting people they disagree with and/or are smarter than them:

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@JohnnyAGI They don’t want or need public trust. They need fear, anger, and votes. Anything to stall from going the way of the Whig party.

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@TamponTimsTaint @mnhousegop Well, the video is AI so if it made you mad, blame that on willful stupidity. And based on the other image (and a lot of your other posts) you are, in fact, a racist. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.

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@Eric_Schmitt @NPR No, it’s because NPR said true shit that made you mad. That’s it. Fascism doesn’t grow well in sunshine so you voted for the dark.

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@RepNancyMace Hey Nance. You misspelled Fascism. The choice is between freedom and Facism. You’re welcome.

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@LucasSa56947288 Literally ALL of the “other reasons” are Chee-elzebub and his inability to manage anything more complex than a quarter pounder.

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@KendallQuallsMN Who are you?

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@lundunlikeboat @GrageDustin Weird how the racism and xenophobia always make y’all forget that the ringleader behind the whole Feeding our Future fraud was a white lady. Aimee Bock.

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@GrageDustin Well, here’s what’s been happening under this Governor. And Chee-elzebub wants that Eagle-eyed My Pillow guy to guard the coffers. Ya know, the one who spent settlement money he was ordered to pay on copies of his books. 🙄

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@RapidResponse47 @StephenM You’re making Gollum the face of your anti-freaks, weirdos, losers, and crazies campaign? Odd choice but by all means, carry on!

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@Robert1Glassman @RepJackKimble These are tough times for those who love parody and a dry wit. But I see you, Robert! 🫡