John F. Kennedy

35th President of the United States | Veteran | Lover of the Moon and Women | Bay of Pigs Denier | Hater of Missiles | Never Drive in Convertibles | Parody

[John F. Kennedy @the35thpres]

Famously we have also been very good to them, with the exception, of course, of the nukes.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Why is the U.S. intervening to support the Japanese yen at this time?

Trump: Japan’s been very good to us, with the exception, of course, of Pearl Harbor.

[John F. Kennedy @the35thpres]

I don't know how to feel about this

[Joyce, the Last Raikage 🌩️ @Etrouse]

It gets me every damn time!

[John F. Kennedy @the35thpres]

You bet I do!!!

[nalafinn @fleshpoet]

do you guys remember your first exposure to Gay people as a concept

[John F. Kennedy @the35thpres]

Pepsi fan myself

[x__x @bpdsins]

just tried coke holy shit

[John F. Kennedy @the35thpres]

Dr. Feelgood

[John F. Kennedy @the35thpres]

True

[Retainer @retainermethod]

Women don't fuck:
- losers,
- beta males,
- nice guys, or
- weird socially-inept males.

[John F. Kennedy @the35thpres]

Antonio gets it

[AB @AB84]

Having a girl who is confident enough to initiate sex is such an underrated blessing

[John F. Kennedy @the35thpres]

What about 46 and 19?

[John F. Kennedy @the35thpres]

Yes

[John F. Kennedy @the35thpres]

It was called being a White House Intern during my administration

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

they should invent a job where you just suck dick and it pays the same as a software engineer

[John F. Kennedy @the35thpres]

@Aliyuh21 All the time

[John F. Kennedy @the35thpres]

I heavily doubt that

[John F. Kennedy @the35thpres]

THEY GOT YOU TOO???

[ABC News @ABC]

ON THIS DAY: In 1968, civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. was shot and killed while standing on a balcony of the Lorraine Motel in Memphis, Tennessee. https://t.co/Zh7x8XJVGj

[John F. Kennedy @the35thpres]

@kumxem Can I have her number?

[John F. Kennedy @the35thpres]

I already knew all of this

[John F. Kennedy @the35thpres]

Travis Kelce, I award you the presidential medal of freedom

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift, Alysa Liu and Travis Kelce at the iHeartRadio Music Awards.

[John F. Kennedy @the35thpres]

Good to know

[taoki @justalexoki]

they took your G-spot from you

[John F. Kennedy @the35thpres]

@DidDTrumpDie Is there one of these for me?

[John F. Kennedy @the35thpres]

Bro stay in your lane

[Commentary Real President Donald J. Trump @RealPresidentT]

I’m PRESIDENT OF THE MOON!

[John F. Kennedy @the35thpres]

President