Carla.Frog One 🌻

Fierce resister. Writer, lawyer, reporter. Ally. Northwestern alum: Go Mildcats. KC Chiefs, but Chicago Cubs. DM without asking me first? Instant block

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@Uber Your AI help/support pages SUCK. Links don't work, tix are closed before we can respond. Even tho my driver reported he found my iPhone, your stupid app won't let me respond to you or to him. I have to go replace my phone tomorrow. Glad I can use Lyft and DoorDash, I guess

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@Uber I left my iPhone in my Uber tonight. My driver reported it. I changed my phone number in my Uber account settings. I can't contact the driver through the app; when I replied to the email your support desk sent me, it said the report had been resolved. No way to contact you.

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Hey, @NFLonCBS, you’ve had more cheerleader boob shots in todays’s Chiefs v Raiders game than Taylor Swift-at-Chiefs-game shots this whole season. Cool it for a while, will you?

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@RebeccaZoe Wait a sec - the exteriors were REAL? I thought it was an impossibly cute set. If it really looks like that, I have to move there.

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@DonHattaway Good thing our constitutional powers aren’t dictated by religious texts

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@ClarkADavidson What???? I’m so sorry to hear this. Would have been there with cookies and blankets.

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

I feel like it’s not too much to ask for Miss Piggy to do a full season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and just have everybody go along with it the whole time

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@RepMTG So you’re going to vote for the sick leave amendment?

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@ask_aubry

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@crunchyrugger @ThisIsKyleR They don’t want him either

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@V_Canuck @SenTedCruz Do you have your name on your high-heeled boots because you can’t remember it on your own?

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@lilyforaheart 2

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@MadScientistFF $50K. There are Christmas presents to be bought

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@ML_Philosophy Why, write a sad poem, eat an entire 1/2 gallon of ice cream, call them repeatedly at 3am to ask what went wrong, park outside their house with binoculars, stalk them and their new interest on Instagram, burst into tears at work every afternoon. Is there any other way to do this?

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@HeatherThomasAF Not the visual I want to start my morning with

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@TheAltarOfAndy We used to call these rompers

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@freshwaterpurl That’s it. Elon Musk is a wuss because he drinks caffeine-free Coke. Defeats the whole purpose of Coke

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@l78lancer Woodpeckers: great house! can we move in by jackhammering holes in the siding?
Me: installs Hardie concrete siding

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@thetaoishway Curiosity

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@Michell33650674 Seriously, I loved living in Chicago. Lived in the city first, then in Oak Park, then out in the far suburbs. There are so many wonderfully different people, interesting things to do, sensational food, everywhere. Go. Move there now.

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@Michell33650674 Wait until you drive down Devon Avenue… it’s like the UN marketplace