Alex Ford

•professional foster failure •drowning in student debt •amateur baker •permanent resident of foosackly’s

[Alex Ford @theAlexisFord]

Found a new hobby and if you have a chance, check out the rugby guys and let me know what ya think! And if anyone wants to let me practice on them, let me know!

https://t.co/u8lSWAOh4J

[Alex Ford @theAlexisFord]

Crazy is telling yourself you don’t deserve love or any kind of basic need bc of how you view yourself and the way you’ve been conditioned, knowing that it’s not true, and believing it anyways

[Alex Ford @theAlexisFord]

@Josh_Keel Sending love josh! Message me if you need to talk!

[Alex Ford @theAlexisFord]

@LShalott When they told me being sexually assualted was my fault 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Alex Ford @theAlexisFord]

I am spencer tbh

[Isa @incorrect_CM]

Hotch: I believe you said your childhood was "satisfactory"

Spencer: No, you misheard me, I said it was "sadness factory"

[benjy (taylor’s version)🧣 @cowboylikebenjy]

you ok??? no because taylor swift finally owns her fearless album #FearlessTaylorsVersion

[ENDTHEBACKLOG.org @ENDTHEBACKLOG]

"Sexual assault and sexual violence is a horrific crime. And what we're doing here today is creating a system so that people can trust their government again."
We love how Wisconsin is preventing future backlogs from happening. #endthebacklog https://t.co/gWyg4ALMEZ

[Alex Ford @theAlexisFord]

Why Alex Can’t Go To Sleep pt. Who knows... is it:

A.) the snoring dog in my ear
B.) knowing that I fingergunned @10AJMcCarron when he came in to foo last week
C.) the fact I found a roach chilling on top of my duvet at bed time

The world may never know

[Alex Ford @theAlexisFord]

@doikeyplumber Never trade war eagle for go jags... after the first semester it’s only truly used in sarcasm 🤷🏼‍♀️

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Could a depressed person do THIS?

[I put on a show I’ve seen 8 times and absentmindedly scroll my phone]

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was notorious for recognizing the women who came before her and fighting to pave the way for those to come after. Today, on her birthday, we honor her life and the legacy, and we recommit to fighting for equality and justice for all.

[Alex Ford @theAlexisFord]

Sometimes I forget how much I love @ColinJost until I binge watch @nbcsnl to avoid responsibilities

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The pandemic hit in 2020. We should not use 2019 income to determine relief eligibility.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Hank Aaron was one of the best baseball players we’ve ever seen and one of the strongest people I’ve ever met. Michelle and I send our thoughts and prayers to the Aaron family and everyone who was inspired by this unassuming man and his towering example.

[Alex Ford @theAlexisFord]

@JoeBiden Maybe then I can afford rent, bills, groceries, and my student loans...

[Alex Ford @theAlexisFord]

@JoeBiden We also need to consider those who provided for themselves all of 2019 and 2020 and didn’t receive a dime either time...

[Alex Ford @theAlexisFord]

@doikeyplumber ent/eye clinic

[Alex Ford @theAlexisFord]

Let’s go into this year rembering that it’s not always about what you say, but how you say it. Don’t be the reason people cry this year 👍🏼

[Alex Ford @theAlexisFord]

@doikeyplumber He got real mad when we tried to change his name to Mr. Wright after being fired as the basketball coach

[Alex Ford @theAlexisFord]

In the last 24 hours I’ve had more cups of coffee than hours of sleep. Merry Christmas I guess