C.L. Behrens

Professional rest counter & bass trombonist with @OperaSanJose, @SymphonySilVal & @StktonSymphony.

[C.L. Behrens @theBonetrom]

Have you accepted the Metronome as your Lord, God & Savior?

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@jbonewald Have him earn and respect why that game is fun instead up just getting maliciously trolled by random punks who are just trying to get his goat.

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@jbonewald Kid should be put through video game history.

Find some pong. Mario after that and then onto Doom.

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Yes!!!

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@jbonewald And so the transition of power is complete. We’ve now witnessed the first complaints of the new administration.

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I’m back! Already made my popcorn, now gonna go read the presidents tweets and begin to watch the seems completely unravel.

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Is the circus show of inadequate humanity over yet?

I’m tired of all the lies. Wiping all my social media and going to live under a rock.

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Why can’t the trombone learn itself...you figure you cross the 20,000 hour barrier and there’d be an achievement unlock that lets you enter cheat mode finally.

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...really enjoying what @PeteButtigieg has been doing last@couple weeks (which probably means the last several years, that kind of character just doesn’t randomly have an on switch.)

So, who’s thinking an @AOC/Buttigieg ticket would be badass?

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@eanz2018 Bet he’s been saying that a bit more recently 😢

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Just some west coast Iowa boys enamored with a mustache

[ashton kutcher @aplusk]

I recognize this voice. I love this voice. I love this country.

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@phaseballspl

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@phaseballspl How about ya take some off the top there and call it a humble seven there partner.

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Let’s say this together: THE. STOCK. MARKET. IS. A. POOR. INDICATOR. OF ECONOMIC. HEALTH.

It’s really a barometer for the rich getting richer while the rest of us stand around playing pocket pool.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

“Stock Markets will hit new highs if President Trump wins. Tremendous growth like never before. If Biden wins, it’s strangulation. Not good.” @SteveKalayjian @Varneyco

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@disandroid If you use just a hand saw, sure.

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@squeakysleep Oh, that’s good.

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@Roem @JeremyCom I operate a 9ft tube that makes audible sounds that parts western society has deemed enjoyable. Unfortunately the other parts of western society are my neighbors and they don’t like it.

Oh, I also sit and count a lot of prescribed periods of individual silence.

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Trump just doesn’t care about California at all apparently. https://t.co/D8QpWNrReO

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...WAKE UP IOWA YOU’RE GETTING HOODWINKED...

[Patrick Rynard @patrynard]

While everyone’s paying attention to the presidential town halls, the biggest moment in the #IASen race just happened in their final debate:

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@iwillbeamyouup This is all lead up to the niche documentary @Sethrogen & Evan Goldberg entitled “This is the End”.