Maple the Dog

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but heres a squeak toy so throw it maybe? Rescue #Eurasier. Trolling cats since 2010. #bitchpleaseimfabulous #dogsoftwitter

[Maple the Dog @theDogMaple]

It is with immense sadness that we share the passing of our beloved dog, Maple. She lived a life full of love and we had some amazing adventures together. We'll miss you always little girl. Go off to see that sunset one last time. We'll see you again someday 🌈 #rainbowbridge

[Maple the Dog @theDogMaple]

@EdmondsScanner I'm sorry but I'm certain you're wrong about the second item.

[Maple the Dog @theDogMaple]

This photo is very sad now. RIP #ripgilbert All three are legends gone too soon

[Gilbert Gottfried @RealGilbert]

This photo is very sad now. RIP Bob Saget and RIP Louie Anderson. Both good friends that will be missed.

[Maple the Dog @theDogMaple]

@EdmondsScanner Kind of like the terrifying OctoShark? That does sound frightening

[Maple the Dog @theDogMaple]

@EdmondsScanner Wish has been granted. I got to sleep an extra few hours 😴 Sorry to all those who perished for a few extra hours of beauty sleep but a girl's gotta look her best

[Maple the Dog @theDogMaple]

@EdmondsScanner We still have one of them. They are only moderately good at butlering, but are excellent at routine steam cleaning chores.

[Maple the Dog @theDogMaple]

@LbudisaLila 😱 you want me to go have a chat with the doggo? No bad dogs, just awful owners who shouldn't have gotten a working breed if they aren't competent enough. Sorry this happened - glad you're both Ok!

[Maple the Dog @theDogMaple]

@EdmondsScanner They're not so grumpy, they just want some scritches.

[Maple the Dog @theDogMaple]

@EdmondsScanner It's the non-jerk seals you have to watch out for. They'll lull you in with belly rubs then... more belly rubs!

[Maple the Dog @theDogMaple]

@EdmondsScanner Fish Bender is spoken for.

[Maple the Dog @theDogMaple]

@EdmondsScanner Who said I'm not already these things? I'd tell you, pero tendría devrais te tuer

[Maple the Dog @theDogMaple]

@EdmondsScanner ... and so it begins

[Maple the Dog @theDogMaple]

@EdmondsScanner I've been to the Wurst Wagon... it's wurst than you might expect

[Maple the Dog @theDogMaple]

@EdmondsScanner That's a level 27 sea mammal protection spell and crab wizards just can't manage that.

[Maple the Dog @theDogMaple]

@EdmondsScanner I thought that tasted a bit like top banana and pencil shavings. Drat

[Maple the Dog @theDogMaple]

@EdmondsScanner Humorously Homicidal

[Maple the Dog @theDogMaple]

@Gaydadbod2 @KameronMichaels Accurate 🤣

[Maple the Dog @theDogMaple]

@Peace_its_regan @KameronMichaels The Dick In The Woods

[Maple the Dog @theDogMaple]

@KameronMichaels Dick Me To Hell