Lauren Valentine

[Lauren Valentine @theLValentine]

@Will_N_Dowd If you think I’m serious, then you sir. Are the idiot.

[Lauren Valentine @theLValentine]

Next up: Pulling out is a form of abortion, since it’s preventing the egg from being fertilized. And yes, it’s still the woman’s fault. #RoeVsWade #IUDs #DobbsvJackson #wtf

[Lauren Valentine @theLValentine]

Did anyone else expect @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris to bow to @ladygaga? She looked like a queen!

[Lauren Valentine @theLValentine]

@KamVTV @realDonaldTrump @US_FDA You’re truly delusional and I hope you get help.

[Lauren Valentine @theLValentine]

@realDonaldTrump @US_FDA You’re a Fucking idiot. No other way to say it.

[Lauren Valentine @theLValentine]

Remember when we all thought 2020 sucked and then @POTUS lost? Year saved.

[Lauren Valentine @theLValentine]

Breaking News: @POTUS is not only losing the election... he is losing it.

[Lauren Valentine @theLValentine]

The only good news is I had left over pizza for tonight’s news cycle.

[Lauren Valentine @theLValentine]

Has anyone else ever noticed that Trump’s profile picture looks like he came in his own mouth? @POTUS

[Lauren Valentine @theLValentine]

Drinking Game for Election Night: drink every time @JohnKingCNN says a sexual innuendo. “Pull it out a little more. And come on the map.”

[Lauren Valentine @theLValentine]

🤣🤣🤣

[ElElegante101 @skolanach]

@jimmykimmel Easiest ReCaptcha EVER

[Lauren Valentine @theLValentine]

Did anyone else hear when @POTUS said sa-testicles... sounds like someone wants some nuts.

[Lauren Valentine @theLValentine]

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS At least soon @realDonaldTrump won’t be able to smell how bad he stank up that last debate. He already lacks taste.

[Lauren Valentine @theLValentine]

That hot @Dickies commercial is the new @VictoriasSecret runway show.

[Lauren Valentine @theLValentine]

Getting on our Sunday sweat for the @kickincancer #kickincancer5k @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/OmyZ1acNRa

[Lauren Valentine @theLValentine]

Oh right... this part comes first 🤦🏻‍♀️ #standupcomedy #hollywoodimprov #crazy @ Hollywood Improv Comedy Club https://t.co/uQ9mJbux1q

[Lauren Valentine @theLValentine]

A bit from my last set... you know this person on IG, you might even tag them so they know how crazy they truly are 😜 #selfie #hollywoodimprov #standupcomedy @ Hollywood Improv Lab https://t.co/pd3qtGWLgc

[Lauren Valentine @theLValentine]

The Laurens @ The Hollywood Palladium https://t.co/1Yr4MO5yVt

[Lauren Valentine @theLValentine]

Real Nerd, Fake Frames #nerdalert #newglasses #fakeproblems #foureyes #smartcookie #iwantacookie #sundaymorning #newframes #alternativeidentity @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/brscoRj3i0

[Lauren Valentine @theLValentine]

A shout-out to my on-camera hubby rocker0913 Last week he put up with a moody pregnant lady like a champ... thankfully I gave birth to the pillow immediately after 😂 #unearthmovie… https://t.co/v6BqMkrIow