Connor Michelotti

Airplane pilot, analyst, enjoys cheese

[Connor Michelotti @theMichelotti]

Only complaint about Oppenheimer is the scene where everyone gets on their bellies before the blast. If Matt Damon were as thicc as Groves, his booty would've outshone the Bomb. Historical accuracy is important.

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If you're curious how quick your metabolism is, eat one spicy meal and start a timer.

[PBS News @NewsHour]

In the wake of Donald Trump’s indictment, there’s been an explosion of foreign interference aimed at dividing the American electorate, according to new data first shared with the NewsHour.

@lbarronlopez spoke with two experts about the findings. https://t.co/x2wbLMyl6O

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@jamiewithorne It *is* the french version

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@ArmsControlWonk I feel like that's true of any "help and advice," it's just an opportunity to propagate an opinion

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One more for the people in the back

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I spent new years eve flying through rainy soup, barely breaking through minimums to see myself perfectly aligned with a flashing runway. I hope everyone finds what makes them excited about life in 2023 - flying sure does it for me. Love you all ❤️❤️❤️

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@ArmsControlWonk @Vans Killin it. I also would have accepted stan smiths

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@jamiewithorne [becomes influencer]

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@robreiner Princess Bride is the greatest movie of all time

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I would like to provide an update that my blood sugar did not like the mcrib, so, touché mickydee's

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My mcrib came with diabetes which I already have so checkmate mcdonalds

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@ArmsControlWonk @DuitsmanMS just waiting for you to show us that those missiles in Poland were Russian and not some "false flag"

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@ArmsControlWonk Awhile back weight lifters were buying insulin to inject directly after workouts (and sometimes dying), meanwhile I was paying a fortune for mine. TikTok is a scourge.

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@Manuel__Orlando We'll be in good shape if I can convince myself it's unironic

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I used to dislike Twitter. I still do, but I did before too.

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@TheDrRav 😂

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I recall wanting something terrible to happen to social media more broadly, Twitter included. Now that it has, I still don't feel bad.

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I once (long ago) forgot to take a dose and my blood sugar went over 400. In certain circumstances, we can die within 12 hours without it. Insulin is ridiculously cheap to produce by the way. There's a special place in hell for these corporations.

[Drew Harwell @drewharwell]

Spokesperson for pharmaceutical giant Eli Lilly says they're in communication with Twitter to address the fake-but-verified Eli Lilly tweet that has been up for three hours and has 1,500 retweets and 10,000 likes https://t.co/Ai3lq50YRh

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[Dr. Jeffrey Lewis @ArmsControlWonk]

(Insulin should be free, by the way.)