Allison McConnell

Curious learner, explorer, listener. Loves outdoors, people watching, data, and advocates for all things smart and funny to be on t-shirts. Opinions are my own.

[Allison McConnell @theRealAlMcC]

@dave__whiteside I'm not crying, you're crying! Thank you for sharing 🙂 🙏

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I really don't understand stand up paddleboarding. Standing on a board, on the water, with a paddle: sounds kind of boring. Why wouldn't I just swim in the water? Just sayin.

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Update: Alex says it actually IS a hickie, so there's that. #lifewithalex

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Me: you have a bruise on your chest? Alex: I ran into a shelf in the Phil's bathroom but I'm telling everyone it's a hickie. 😂 #lifewithalex

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It's official; I must be doing something right. My daughter (23) shared her google calendar with me. 😁 I've earned the trust of a 23 year old. This calls for a pizza party. 🍕🎉

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@bangishimo_ Great for DTK; BAD for my waistline. 🙂

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@dave__whiteside 🤣 That is the cutest passport photo I've ever seen!

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@dave__whiteside Yay! Well done, to you and your wife, for creating such a wonderful little person. Love, love, LOVE the name. Hope you're all doing well!

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@dave__whiteside My mom was with me and she kept a cold washcloth on hand at all times for me. Plus she kept asking when they were going to give me an epidural. Its nice to have someone to care AND advocate for you. 🙂

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@beisan Happy Birthday!

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@dave__whiteside Oooo this is fun! Winifred! Stella! Abby! Alex!

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@ramsayalmighty This belongs on a t-shirt 😂

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@DevilsCutPod Perhaps an interesting follow up would be, "have you ordered the festive special, more then once"?

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@Kylie32221370 @alicjaconfect Speaking from experience, are we 😉

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@TheSmileCEO Empathy also means, if you can't imagine what it's like for someone else, then you have to take their word for it. And champion for them anyways.

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@TheSmileCEO I like this question! Empathy is #1 for me for me but I'm not sure it means what we think it means. Empathy is NOT necessarily imagining what YOU would do in any given situation. It's imagining what you would do, if you were someone else and had all their experiences and ancestry

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@JanGHansen 3) when I have to draw diagrams at work and I'm not sure what goes in a certain spot, I'm going to put a dragon 🐲

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@JanGHansen 1) I didn't know that but I'm super excited that I do now. 2) I love that sign. So great!

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@PatientZro Always the cheese. And not just on pizza. It happens every time I heat up something with cheese in the microwave. Come to think of it, perhaps it's the microwave that is the mortal enemy.

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Hot cheese is the #1 mortal enemy of the roof of my mouth. 🔥🧀🤕