Tim Stewart

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[Tim Stewart @theTimStewart]

@sarah_spill You aren’t 🤗

[Drew Lausch @DrewLausch]

It’s shocking to me that a person could have a one night stand in 2018 w/ me, moderately enjoy it, and then get engaged to someone else in 2022?? Like babe…..

[Tim Stewart @theTimStewart]

I once, on twitter said “Remember when @MaxizPad was on ‘SYTTD’? I do.” Well, he responded that it wasn’t him... which was embarrassing... it was @thejoshwalden 🙃🥴🤗

[Tim Stewart @theTimStewart]

@nabisco what do we do about me finding a safety pin in my box of chicken in a biskit box? #wtf

[Tim Stewart @theTimStewart]

@michellevisage I’m sure there is a very good reason but i still have to ask as a broadway queen; why are none of the drag race lip syncs to show tunes??

[Satan’s Bottom @satansbottom]

Making out with 20yr olds is all fun and games until they do that thing where they bite your lip awkwardly. Just stop and let me lead I’m DAD tonight.

[Satan’s Bottom @satansbottom]

I’ve been talking to multiple hot dudes who are way out of my league, like what’s gonna happen when we meet up and they realize I’m 5’6 and won’t shut up about Dolly Parton??

[Tim Stewart @theTimStewart]

Me

[Satan’s Bottom @satansbottom]

DL Homo thinking I’m mAsC bc of my beard: yo sup

Me:

[Satan’s Bottom @satansbottom]

PSA: I have never and will most likely never be SWOL but I SMOL

[Drew Lausch @DrewLausch]

They named a restaurant after me!!!!!!

[Molly McCloskey @mmccloskk]

My Mom just texted me that she upgraded our phone plan to unlimited data and WOW is this what unconditional love feels like?

[Tim Stewart @theTimStewart]

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[Nobodies In New York @NobodiesInNY]

One of the benefits of being a “Nobody in New York” is that nobody notices when you bring your own seat on the subway. That way you never have to stand on the subway. 🎙🍎🗽#lifehack
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[Drew Lausch @DrewLausch]

Also who knew that gay ppl rode skateboards wow I’m always learning and growing in nyc

[Kyle is hungry again 🏳️‍🌈 @SlyGeek86]

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[Nobodies In New York @NobodiesInNY]

The Brother's Stew present @NobodiesInNY A new podcast about the Life and Times in the Big Apple...and other ramblings... Coming soon to wherever you download your podcasts!

[Nobodies In New York @NobodiesInNY]

Keep your guard (and pants) up! Our pilot episode is set to drop soon! Also, tell your friends to follow us for important content like this!

#nobodiesinny #niny #brothersstew #af #radio #comedy #podcast #newyork #nyc #nyclife #pantsed #funny #theatre #foodtalk #musicaltheatre

[Annoying Actor Friend @Actor_Friend]

I’ve never seen Mamma Mia, is the ending an Edwin Drood situation where the audience votes on who the father will be for that performance because it should be

[Tim Stewart @theTimStewart]

Can @Lin_Manuel write a musical about John Wilkes Booth???

[Karamo @Karamo]

Reading everyone’s comments breaks my heart. I don’t know how much power I have but know, the next time I’m at Netflix I’m going to bring up this issue internally & wont stop until something changes. Deaf & HOH people should have the same experience as everyone else! #TypoFixed https://t.co/AQ4emvgUBv