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Aspiring Full house husband | Mosquito slayer |

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

“Next, submit a brief video sharing why this opportunity excites you.”

[Mr. Tribe🏝️ @sheymanishere]

“new password can’t be your old password”

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

When the work meeting is almost over and that one co-worker keeps asking questions.

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When I can't choose between two options, so I ask someone to choose for me and they pick the one I didn't want

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Eze @PappyGrande_]

Only an African boomer thinks it's a good idea to lock up young people for six weeks in a decrepit camp, all in the name of teaching them entrepreneurship.

[JZO @Jzo_ng]

Join JZO at SURU by Indigo this weekend in London.

Discover menswear and womenswear shaped by thoughtful design, natural textiles, and contemporary African craftsmanship.

📍 Tales House, 28 Cavendish Square
📅 13–14 June
⏰ 12PM–7PM

Come experience the collection in person.

[OA @the_0la]

@Thebiglade Have you tried spiritual method?

[Seen on the Internet @FunnySight]

🤣🤣🤣

[OA @the_0la]

@wale__awe My account no is in your dm

[OA @the_0la]

What process does the guy go through for the wife?

[SG_Hurayrahh🤝 @_Omalicha_nwa]

Every Maiduguri girl goes through this immediately after Asr Prayer on her wedding day. And we do it every 2-3 months.

Yes, there is absolutely no problem going this length or even more to please your husband. Your husband isn't just a random man. Pleasing him is Deen. Do it and do more as long as it's not against the religion.

A woman who pleases her man in any way she can and capable of is always loved more, respected more, cared for more and also held more in high regards. Above all, your husband wouldn't want to see you stressed. He dwells in love, affection and empathy towards you.

This is your husband NOT JUST A RANDOM street man or one Sadiq that is a bachelor!

Please your man! Please him! Worship him and see how he will come down to your feet and control!!!! The easiest way to control a man is to worship him!

[Senator Uba Sani @ubasanius]

I was honoured to receive the Country Representative of the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime (UNODC) in Nigeria, Mr Cheikh Touré, on a courtesy visit of mutual goodwill and constructive engagement.

Our discussions were anchored on the imperative of strengthening collaborative responses to the intersecting challenges of substance abuse, mental health conditions, and insecurity, with particular attention to the North-West region and other affected parts of the country. I reaffirmed Kaduna State’s steadfast commitment to a public health–centred and evidence-based approach, one that prioritises prevention, treatment, rehabilitation, and social reintegration.

I conveyed the appreciation of the Government and people of Kaduna State to His Excellency, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR, for his leadership and for fostering an enabling national environment that continues to support subnational reforms in peacebuilding, healthcare strengthening, and community security architecture. I also expressed gratitude to the UNODC for its consistent partnership, technical assistance, and global expertise.

UNODC Representative Touré commended Kaduna State for evolving as Nigeria’s benchmark for drug prevention and treatment, with one of the country’s most effective mental health laws. He noted that Kaduna is the first and only jurisdiction in Sub-Saharan Africa to implement the Alternatives to Incarceration (ATI) programme and the first in Nigeria to adopt the Child Amplified Protection System, while leading the 2025 Transparency and Integrity Index for the second consecutive year.

Kaduna State remains fully committed to deepening its partnership with the UNODC, including consideration of the proposed International Summit on Drug Abuse, Kaduna, as part of our collective resolve to advance a safer, healthier, and more inclusive society grounded in inclusive sustainable development across communities in Kaduna State.

Senator Uba Sani, CON
Governor, Kaduna State.

[OA @the_0la]

@iconicDemoe I’ve been trying to reach you since October last year regarding an outstanding matter across multiple channels, all without response.

I would prefer not to bring this here. Kindly address this as soon as possible.

[benito @iconicDemoe]

what did ms juicy do plss??

[JZO @Jzo_ng]

JZO POP-UP
Two days of culture, craft, and pieces you’ll keep reaching for.

Step into the world of JZO where heritage meets contemporary style, and every piece tells a story.

📍 MBN Experience Centre
37 Ribadu Road, Ikoyi
April 25th & 26th
12PM — 9PM

Come through.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

iphone: i’m gonna install this update tonight while you sleep
…
iphone: ok so i didn’t do it

[Maya Angelique👑 @moneyymaya]

I’m so sorry this is so me I respond in my head then forget to press send it’s really bad for me

[Matasa 360 @thematasa360]

Trauma is not weakness.
And healing should not happen in silence.
Tomorrow on Matasa 360, Clinical Psychologist @Najah_GA_ joins us to talk about the invisible wounds many young people carry.

📻 Capital Sounds 90.9FM
🕓 Tuesday | 4PM – 5PM

#Matasa360 #MentalHealthAwareness

[OA @the_0la]

@wale__awe @Navistarkadiri The writing at the back of the tshirt

[Inferam @InferamAI]

The son will carry this with him for the rest of his life.

[Dera II @Neutral_OC]

Her doll suddenly sat up, and instead of freaking out, she smacked the life out of it 😭