The Adamizer

Why the 'the'? Because Adamizer was already taken. NO REFUNDS.

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@RayenyDays @libsoftiktok No no, they didn’t misspell learning, they misspelled leering.

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@RepFletcher @RepRaskin Bolshevic. This is progressive fertilizer, pure Bolshevic.

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@khnh80044 “When I want sax, I call Candy.” - Prince

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@HomelandDems @RepFletcher Who started these cases? Were these Biden DOJ cases against conservatives?

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@LloydLegalist I wrote a Chuck Norris joke:

Chuck Norris steps into heaven and is greeted by Jesus. Jesus turns to the cloud of witnesses and says, it was for Chuck Norris that i died and raised myself from the dead.

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@JohnCornyn @guypbenson @TSA You mean there’s going to be another 535 people clogging the lines at the airport. Is that supposed to be progress?

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@dog_rates

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@mwintid @DannyDeraney Also, who shot JR Ewing on Dallas.

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🇺🇸BOOOMB IRANNNN🇺🇸- War Thunder Music Edit https://t.co/DNY2P8lcBl via @YouTube

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@khnh80044 Paging @steveinman. Not today, Satan.

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Anyone else feel this way? #ValentinesDay #CalvinandHobbes

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@FilmLadd This reminds me of a preacher’s joke: A scientist once said to God, I know how to make life from nothing. God said, ok, show me. The scientist said, first you take some dirt like this… And God interrupted saying, nope. Make your own dirt.

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@TheBabylonBee The seventh law of comedy states “tragedy plus time equals comedy.” Not enough time has passed for this to be funny. It’s too soon guys.

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@TheBabylonBee LOL. #worshipmetrics

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@FilmLadd Indeed. I had to watch a Woody Allen movie for film appreciation class in college. When I said I didn’t see what all the fuss was about, or that I didn’t find it particularly funny, the professor told me I needed to open my mind, and gave me a C on my paper.

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@VHSDVDBLURAY4K

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@Rightanglenews

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@KurtSchlichter His haircut reminds me of Judge Doom.

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@VHSDVDBLURAY4K Star Wars. Duh.

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@VHSDVDBLURAY4K What of they bring adult beverages to a theatre without a liquor license?