busyuhi

Me? Sarcastic?...never

[🫧✨ @tracey09_]

Him : I have two baby mamas

Me:

[͏20 @justbafojoh]

When you're out with your side and your main texts you "She's cute":

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

paper towel seeing me entering the kitchen period

[Charulata INACTIVE @Aparchita__]

I hope this gets normalized

[moonstallion thinker ☁︎⋆˚࿔ @theemoonstalli]

walked outside to a cool breeze and misty air just like september is SUPPOSED to be!

[Christianity On The Spectrum @ChristianityOn]

This song is actually an undisputable banger and if you see yourself in the husband being described in this song maybe take some time to self-reflect.

[The Barefoot Cuntessa @FABX6X]

not even a straight woman would say that btw

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Why tf would you think a nigga who fries your nervous system is your soulmate

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

[sammi. @fxckjijjiforfun]

i dont even fuck around and i still find out

[Sinem @sinemmkaran]

senin beni saf sanman bile benim kontrollü performansım

[🫧✨ @tracey09_]

“Is everything a joke to you”

Me;

[dee ꩜ @euridicies]

just rewatched mere brother ki dulhan we NEED to bring back soft amazing happy cheery romcoms and get AWAY from this manosphere diarrhea that kabir singh started and hasn't ended thanks to the follow up likes of animal, dhurandhar (2), and now toxic

[natilla @rmacfs]

crazy feminist ideology (basic human rights)

[justina @justtjustinaa]

I met this girl at the gym and she was telling me she gets up at 4 to go to the gym. I was like omg I literally could never and she was like you can!! And then she said “plus it be fine niggas there at that time” guess who got up at 4 to workout. NOT ME cus IDGAF 😭

[NIDHI @nidhiiisharmaaa]

Sharon being Sharon 😂😂

[Talk2veee @talk2veee]

Samsung should give their handler a proper salary raise because this is top tier humor & sarcasm 😂😂😂😂😂.

[i @itzzvxo]

no fue lovebombing, yo realmente te amé por 3 días

[PrayRona @PrayRona_]

Pardon my French but, aadmi poori gaand nikalke bhi ghoome toh religious feelings hurt nahi hoti inki, lekin 2 mm extra cleavage dikh jaaye toh saara dharm bhrasht ho jaata hai inka.