Deviprasad Kayya

Royal Bunt👑|| Software Engineer👨‍💻 || The less people you sit with the less shit you deal with.

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It's okay to want a girl who treats you like Pathi Parameshwar — but brother, never forget to treat her like Maa Parvathi.

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Old people at weddings always poke me and say
“Boka ninna yepa madme?”
So, I started doing the same thing at funerals.
“Boka er yepa poyere?”

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Don't worry if you haven't gotten married by 30. You just skipped your first divorce.

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Being a “SHETTY” isn't easy🙂
even when you're broke, people still think you're rich.
What can we do? Our surname alone makes us sound rich💰

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The puc board examination results are out today &
The Relatives right now:
“Engineering dethonla yedde scope undu....”

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Ghibli Art ke naam pe, Sab apne boyfriends/ girlfriends "SOFT LAUNCH" kar rahe hai

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In Tulunadu is it mandatory to ask Grooms/ Brides younger Brother/Sister "Nana Ninna Madme Yepa"

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I have tasted love, I have tasted Kori-Rotti, and I highly recommend “Kori-Rotti”

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I have tasted pizza, I have tasted burger, and I highly recommend “Kori-Rotti”

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1 drop year for lIT,no problem
3 drop years for UPSC,no problem
Did Engineering/ MBA but changed field later, no problem
But, chose wrong person for marriage, disaster!
You can undo career choices but can't undo marriage easily. Life long decision.Choose wisely!

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I hate when people call me and ask
"Swara t gothaija Yan yer pandh?"
Anna Arijit Singh ath er, pudar panle

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In Tulunad family weddings are incomplete without relatives saying
“Toola ninna line clear aand nana e yepa Madme aapa?"

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Tulunad Parents and their obsession with:
"Ithene nadere shuru malpuga boka 1-2 varsha d madme malpoli"

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Why @zomato whyyyyyy?😭😭😭

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Jeevana Tumba chennagiye ithu and all of a sudden one “BVC” asked:
“When you are getting married”😭

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Arranged marriage is basically where your parents flirt with their parents because you couldn't do anything yourself.

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What if chrome released incognito wrapped?

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One random Ajjer asked at my brother’s wedding “ Anna na aand ninna yepa?”

After few days I went to his elder brother funeral.
Later I asked “ Boka er yepa poyere?”

Now that ajjer calling me “Kandraykutti”
I need justice😭

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Tulunad girls go to weddings for food and pics but come back with marriage proposals😂

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Every address in Tulunadu ends with
"Adeg yethdh yereda bodandla kenle akul panper"