LBJ

here for the party

[LBJ @the_elby89]

@LJS527

[LBJ @the_elby89]

@PopCrave Okay, adorable boy gov

[LBJ @the_elby89]

@DuhItzMiaaaa There’s a level of intelligence we haven’t met here in TN yet…

[LBJ @the_elby89]

@rryjackson LFG

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’ve just finished a book I loved and I miss it. I’m starting a new book and I’m MAD because who the hełl are these people

[LBJ @the_elby89]

@Andy From Lauren in Nashville for Hailey! Being in the public eye and having such a unique marriage with a partner no one knows much of, do you feel like in hindsight the girls asking about your finances was out of curiosity and not malice?

[Jaidon |6’5 bottom defending Lisa Barlow| @xcxbase]

no one:

Babies at 3 in the morning:

[LBJ @the_elby89]

@populr_knapsack No Potomac…don’t trust you

[LBJ @the_elby89]

@alexadoingstuff D&G Smeg toaster 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[XBradTC @xbradtc]

Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at in a teams meeting today

[Sage @sagethesage_]

A group of kids ding-dong ditched my house tonight.

[Diaryofadreamywriter @Briellefine]

Same book, different weights and sizes. This is your sign to switch to e-reader. You’re welcome.

[misa! @misak1nz]

how it feels after you calm down

[LBJ @the_elby89]

@washingtonpost Question: are you dumb?

[LBJ @the_elby89]

@RepFine @BrendanCarrFCC Get a life, dweeb

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

I'm going to say this the gentlest way I know how

Some of you are very stupid and should be embarrassed by your opinions

[Mel Reneé @MelReneeStyles]

I have 3 days to regulate my sleep schedule and remember that I am an active participant in the real world.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

a big pet peeve of mine is when people sneeze multiple times in a row. like figure that out and put an end to it… take some control of your life