The Flu

Love doorknobs, handrails, elevator buttons and weak immune systems. Hate @CareSpotHealth and that vaccine named after me.

[The Flu @the_flu_]

Might be my last tweet for awhile friends. Weak & need 2 recoup for next #flu season. I'll miss u so much.:( BUT I'LL BE BACK. <3 @the_flu_

[The Flu @the_flu_]

I am feeling weaaaaaker. You may be right. :/ For now. RT @RyanAKearney: @the_flu_ Your reign is over!

[The Flu @the_flu_]

Forgive me for my recent lack of chatter, friends. Everybody's so excited about #spring fever... but now I just don't feel that well. ;(

[The Flu @the_flu_]

Pshaw! MT @SNHDflu: #Flu tip: If you’re sick, you’re infectious from day before u had symptoms & up to 5 days after. http://t.co/cn8wiDI0YU

[The Flu @the_flu_]

Feeling ostracized. #pout MT @mallikamarshall: 12 Germy Places to Avoid & how to Protect Yourself #flu #health http://t.co/yctuznF6wU

[The Flu @the_flu_]

I'm here! Ur so pretty RT @xobriemichelle: Clammy skin, cold sweats= attractive. Need someone 2 be my slave,rub belly,say I'm pretty #flu

[The Flu @the_flu_]

*sigh* Miss u. MT @ConnieImage: Hi Steve! Sorry I Missed This INVITE. I Just Recovered From The #FLU I Was Relaxing Yesterday. @JoeBugBuster

[The Flu @the_flu_]

Well that's annoying MT @GeproResearch: paper on broadly protective universal #influenza vaccine http://t.co/TyCsWwXxPS via @NIAIDNews #flu

[The Flu @the_flu_]

:/ I'm here for you RT @abby_lincoln: Been in bed for over 24 hours and still feel like I was trampled by a stampede of hippos 😨#fluu

[The Flu @the_flu_]

Aw I just think of it as a cul de sac of brand new besties RT @lena_keese: Welcome to my cul des sac of nightmares #flu

[The Flu @the_flu_]

Work= sooo overrated RT @KpriceTheFirst: I have the #flu again!!! How is a girl supposed to get any work done around here?!!??

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So cute! <3 RT @LaurenDeStefano: Today's life goal is to stuff a tissue up my nose and eat an entire sleeve of saltines. #glamorous #flu

[The Flu @the_flu_]

Meh. RT @newsradio920: RI health chief: #flu no longer widespread http://t.co/xHBKvwjcgX

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I like to think of it as a valley of puffy happy white clouds RT @Alexa_Erdos: I live in a valley of used tissues #flu :(

[The Flu @the_flu_]

@Elicopter1 Whoa! #blushing

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But ur such nice company. MT @sandiegostuff: Home w 3rd #flu of year. Um, ok. Should have gotten #flushot. #iwaswrong #youallwin #coughcough

[The Flu @the_flu_]

Rosy flush= keeyute! MT @odddayscomic: Only good thing abt being sick: fever completely knocks me out & i get a rosy flush to my cheeks #flu

[The Flu @the_flu_]

I'll wait! #flannels #pjparty MT @LucyDartfordPR: Wish i could wear pyjamas for Skype business call..but no. Oh the joys of this lurgy #flu

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Bc I'm SUCH a good cuddler! Professional. <3 MT @tiffylou: Only 6 ppl in this room who aren't cuddling w some stage of #flu. #cough #rva

[The Flu @the_flu_]

There there *pat pat* MT @rachelcopley1: if someone was to rub my head right now I'd probably be eternally grateful #flu