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[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

if you can hold 3 jobs, hit a few perfect trades, keep expenses low and then nail that parlay you can live the lifestyle of a moderately successful plumber in the 1970s

[Jokamundo @Jokamundo]

Love bombing my wife for 70 years straight then ghosting her (dying)

[Indie Game Joe @IndieGameJoe]

Two indie devs made a game where you run your own video store in the early 90s. It’s currently the #5 top-selling game on Steam.

- Rent out VHS tapes & manage customers
- Charge Late & Broken Fees
- Upgrade & customise your store

It’s called Retro Rewind - Video Store Simulator

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Netflix had enough cash to buy an AI film studio from Ben Affleck for 600 million, but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

[Neet @neet_sol]

what's cool is you can now pick a major based on your actual interest instead of what makes the most money because you'll be unemployed regardless

[Maple @MaplePrism]

Translation:

We got caught.

We lied to you about getting caught.

We got caught again.

We tried to distance ourself from one problematic company for another problematic company.

We got caught doing that too.

We're going to try again in 6 months and hope none of you notice.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

A $4.99 Costco rotisserie chicken is now a "splurge." We're cooked, chat.

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

At 28 my parents had been married for four years already and owned a home. At 28 I am ripping a Costco rotisserie chicken to shreds and eating it standing in my kitchen thinking about how the horrors will not stop persisting

[Black Joshi @TheBigBlackJosh]

Why is gamestop fucking doomposting is it really that bad

[Live Weather Updates @samelpan4]

Cloudy with a chance of killing myself

[Tyler @TylerDurden]

“Good morning, your longs have been liquidated”

[Cheng Lou @_chenglou]

It finally happened. I've got a giant merge conflict and both sides were vibe coded and I don't recognize either. Now I'm vibe merging the conflicts too

[Joe @the_p0under]

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