Marie

International Jewel Thief ... Comedic Instigator ... Prone To Bouts Of Political Reality.

[Marie @the_rock_chic]

A moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic, trying to get to the gym, to ride stationary bikes...

[Rick Aaron @RickAaron]

“How do people who live alone get the fourth corner of the fitted sheet over the mattress?”
Interviewer: “I meant questions about the job.”

[𝒑𝒂𝒖𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆 🇨🇦 @ms__pauline]

A funny thing happened on the way to my potential. 🙄

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Outing school age children (in school) because they’re trans or gay is a hate crime — that’s the tweet.

[Tequila Queen @ZoeeSom]

Don’t treat Twitter like a diary this is not Facebook

[Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt]

Mathew sounds too much like math university.

[Sooz @CruisinSoozan]

Day drinking and watching Little House on the Prairie.
Even when I’m bad, I’m good.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

My favorite Presidential debate moment of all time was when President Biden told trump to shut up.

And then he took his job.😂

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Once again, another week has gone by, and Louis DeJoy is still postmaster general. I repeat: How on Earth is this not a national scandal? I mean really.

[Redacted @SkipperIsMyDog]

@michaelianblack I blame "Don't Worry, Be Happy" for the downfall of humankind. We should have been worried, not happy.

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

That song “We’re Not Gonna Take It” came out almost 40 years ago but I feel like we have, in fact, continued to take it.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Books on racism are not what killed my classmates and teachers.

[jessica @savingtwinkles]

When is it a good idea to tell a woman to relax??

[Allison Floyd @AllisonRFloyd]

“Elon Musk” sounds like a body spray for rich fuckboys.

[Marie @the_rock_chic]

Can we just all agree, finally, that @GovRonDeSantis is a bloated, self-important water buffalo.

Yes ... #WaterBuffalo

[Marie @the_rock_chic]

@MarcACaputo Men with grey hair are sexy! Don't be surprised, women really do love it ;) 💙💛

[Michael McFaul @McFaul]

.@ZelenskyyUa is leading a heroic Ukrainian fight against Putins invading army. We should give him all that he needs to help win this fight, and not pretend to know his national security interests and needs better than he does.