Orchard Cottage

[Bert’s Books @bertsbooks]

Anyway, we do have some spare copies of Spare if you want one

[Yuan Yi Zhu @yuanyi_z]

(Stolen from a chat).

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

after nearly a year of invasion, president zelensky tells a joke about the war.

a pretty good one, actually.

[Orchard Cottage @theagedpea]

@gizz

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

call me karl marx, but I feel like it shouldn’t be up to one car salesman whether a billion of us can communicate or not

[Orchard Cottage @theagedpea]

@SoVeryBritish Swindon’s Magic Roundabout

[Orchard Cottage @theagedpea]

@ianvisits Map wouldn’t load

[Orchard Cottage @theagedpea]

@SoVeryBritish Isn’t it *cold* ….

[Widmerpool Appreciation Society @AtticumFloreat]

I am so bored of the Harry and Meghan shenanigans. In happier times Harry would have raised an army against the King, with William meeting him somewhere in Leicestershire where Harry would have died in battle, his body never found, and Meghan would have ended up in a convent.

[Orchard Cottage @theagedpea]

@gizz

[Mark Stephens @MarksLarks]

Christmas spirit abounds round here...

[Orchard Cottage @theagedpea]

@gizz xxx

[Zeb Soanes @zebsoanes]

A sell-out concert of Mediaeval Carols and readings at magnificent @WellsCathedral1 with @OpusAnglicanum — lovely to meet many @ClassicFM listeners afterwards. A magical way to welcome advent tomorrow 🕯️

[Orchard Cottage @theagedpea]

@SoVeryBritish Depends on the cheese 🧀

[Orchard Cottage @theagedpea]

@gizz

[The Silliad @TheSilliad]

Agamemnon: They'll never go for this

Odysseus: trust me, I spent $8

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

In 6 months, @u24_gov_ua united hundreds of thousands of people from all over the world in helping 🇺🇦. We are grateful to everyone for supporting our values, for believing in 🇺🇦 and our victory. We feel that the world is supporting 🇺🇦, and this gives us strength in our struggle.

[Andy Marshall 📸 @fotofacade]

One for #throwbackthursday: a few years back I stood outside Wells Cathedral for a full day and photographed the impact of the light on the front facade. I was amazed at the outcome - at how a single entity could morph and change under the changing light.

[Orchard Cottage @theagedpea]

@gizz

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

Twitter's felt for a while like a party that was fun a while ago but now it's probably time to go home. I suspect this will be the equivalent of turning all the lights on or the moment when the party host starts cleaning their teeth:

https://t.co/6EjaaaQs6d

[Ghanem Nuseibeh @gnuseibeh]

The King is Christian, the PM is Hindu, Home Secretary is Jewish and the mayor is Muslim. Only in London and only in Britain, the greatest and most diverse country in the world 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

“The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”

[Orchard Cottage @theagedpea]

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[Alan McGuinness @Alan_McGuinness]

My son has lived through four chancellors, three home secretaries, two prime ministers and two monarchs.

He's four months old.

[Orchard Cottage @theagedpea]

@gizz