Intstrwis

[Intstrwis @thealtofcon]

I fucking hate @OneFailedArtist stupid fucker ugly as hell

(Hi its me im condexcha and im swapping to this alt for a bit to hopefully quell the shadowban)

[Intstrwis @thealtofcon]

@kozukozu331 Speed ★★★★★
Quality ★☆☆☆☆

I did plenty of envelopes when I worked in a printing factory

The way he folds and flicks through them takes like a minute tops to learn

The way he prepped the adhesive doesn't get good area coverage per envelope cuz the stack was too tight

[Intstrwis @thealtofcon]

@JunesTaste @TimzMedia3 They really did that to the dude who mastered jonin level jutsu as a literal child and 1v1ed a pain and won

[Intstrwis @thealtofcon]

@ENVYCHIMERA Same people think that 5 second animation (easily over a week of work) isnt worth 1250 dollars

[Hamu Burbur @HamuBurbur]

I'm a pro at it >:3

[Intstrwis @thealtofcon]

@HellRaz0r1776 Ignoring the other map entirely cause its obvious ragebait

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@HellRaz0r1776 Why is your 'geographically south' map straight up wrong

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@Belzona9111 Then they should have included the no preference var in the chart, this just looks like made up/ai generated data

[Intstrwis @thealtofcon]

Why do none of these add up to above like 75

[Whirly @Whirlybirdie2]

unfortunately, this can never happen

[Intstrwis @thealtofcon]

Rounding to the hearest foot, how big is your dick?

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@RedovicDraconis Who that

[Intstrwis @thealtofcon]

Deodorant is overrated

As long as you're showering thoroughly every day, you don't need it

I have never once recieved feedback on my scent when wearing Deodorant

I have received multiple compliments on my natural scent

[Intstrwis @thealtofcon]

These tortillas are ass

Even after warming them they still cant roll for shit

Normally i dont even have to warm em to keep em from breaking

[Intstrwis @thealtofcon]

Ofc if your cookie sheet is too small do it in batches

[Intstrwis @thealtofcon]

I forgot the 3lbs of sour cream (already included in the price) and the instructions

Updated macros: 500cal, 20.2g protien, 65.6g carbs, 16g fat, fiber unchanged

Chop entire package of bacon (sans packaging material)
Precook bacon to sweat grease
Mix all in giant bowl (1/2)

[Intstrwis @thealtofcon]

This is what 75 dollars of burritos actually looks like (50 ct)

Nutrition facts:
445 cal
15.6g protien
4.6g fiber
64.7g carbs
13.7g fat
And a whole bunch of micronutrients I don't care to calculate

This is my lunches for at least the next 2 months (another freezer W)

[Intstrwis @thealtofcon]

Pour into largest cookie sheet you have (deeper is better, but surface area is going to improve speed)
Stick into oven at ≈300, cook until it looks like a solid instead of a stew
Pack into tortillas
Pan fry in oil until lightly browned
Pack an freeze or enjoy en masse

[Intstrwis @thealtofcon]

@ohyikes123 Claims dude who's really cute

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@Sweett_Domi Ill die in 10 or 15 years

Meh

Ill die with a house

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@akbk93 @Violet_Okami If you urinate right before going to sleep, you're less likely to get morning wood

It does not guarantee anything is wrong with your body

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@Belzona9111 Except the ouput would just be a T

That would be the simplified version of the code

[Intstrwis @thealtofcon]

I was so confused when I went through this and got

Just

One singular T

But nope, others got that too

This is a fake password, wifi passwords have minimum character reqs

[EliteMasterEric🍉 @EliteMasterEric]

"the first line of the answer"

[Intstrwis @thealtofcon]

"I am absolutely certain god exists. However, I am also certain god is a bitch."

-1% of athiests

[Ryan Burge 📊 @ryanburge]

86% of evangelicals were absolutely certain of God's existence.

It was 61% of mainline Protestants and 30% of Jews.

26% of people who claim no religion in particular of certain of God's existence.

And even 6% of agnostics and 1% of atheists (welcome to polling data).