theandrewtobin

Creative Director. Author/illustrator of 'The Fruits of Your Labor' published by @POWkidsbooks. Award loser.

[theandrewtobin @theandrewtobin]

Proper kerning is just a dick away

[theandrewtobin @theandrewtobin]

@dens @mountsnow @VailResorts But look how happy everyone is

[theandrewtobin @theandrewtobin]

F Murray. Marry Abraham. Kill F.

[theandrewtobin @theandrewtobin]

@dens Keeps you on app longer scrolling endlessly for disappeared post

[theandrewtobin @theandrewtobin]

@austinkleon Matisse also called it "drawing with scissors" (but he was an NES guy not Sega).

[theandrewtobin @theandrewtobin]

Prince Adam’s pronouns are HE/MAN

[theandrewtobin @theandrewtobin]

It always comes in threes

[theandrewtobin @theandrewtobin]

This is the final straw, Supreme Court

[theandrewtobin @theandrewtobin]

the only way to get rid of drunk drivers is to put more drunk drivers on the road to crash into the original drivers killing both, thus ending drunk driving once and for all

*this tweet is about arming teachers

[theandrewtobin @theandrewtobin]

thoughts AND prayers?! in this economy?

[theandrewtobin @theandrewtobin]

Call me old school but I personally don’t think children should be shot and killed in schools.

[theandrewtobin @theandrewtobin]

This is America
Dont catch u slippin now
Dont catch u food shoppin now
Dont catch u movie watchin now
Dont catch u mall walkin now
Dont catch u concert goin now
Dont catch u workin now
Dont catch u studyin now
Dont catch u prayin now
Dont catch u trainin now
Dont catch u clubbin

[theandrewtobin @theandrewtobin]

I am shocked he’s white, every single time.

[theandrewtobin @theandrewtobin]

@ErikSchlittner D’oh

[theandrewtobin @theandrewtobin]

wow, CNN+ barely lasted a Quibi.

[theandrewtobin @theandrewtobin]

Breaking: the center matzoh

[theandrewtobin @theandrewtobin]

@joshchua I am indoors because my old boss texted me to meet up for coffee in my 'hood and I told him I was out of town so now I can't walk out side without the risk of bumping into him

[theandrewtobin @theandrewtobin]

@NewYorker @katologic wow

[theandrewtobin @theandrewtobin]

Wordle is just gentrified hangman

[theandrewtobin @theandrewtobin]

@LaurenFlans @michaelianblack @snack2thefuture

[theandrewtobin @theandrewtobin]

Twitter having a conversation with itself