Asher Allen

comedy, music, paintings, film and radio

[Asher Allen @theashernet]

My dog can sense evil but she's insane so it's actually just a tree.

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I just spent 30 minutes blocking every gambling account I saw in advance of the Bears/Eagles game so I can see my feed without the bs
#BlackFriday
#NFL
#BearsVsEagles

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@moderndayjames @TeamYouTube @teamyoutube you guys need to help this man!

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Friday & Saturday over @Dallas_Comedy Club in Deep Ellum! Lots of fun, drinks and me!

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Tonight and Tomorrow! Doing the thing over @Dallas_Comedy Club. Two shows each night with Mitch Fatel. These are gonna be a lot of fun so don't miss out! https://t.co/tu0KbILH34 #DFW #comedy

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Fun show 2/26 @Dallas_Comedy Club down in Deep Ellum. Phenomenal venue, great place to see a show. Check the web for tickets and times!

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Saw an article written by @buzzfeednews but was confused because I thought you could either be Buzzfeed OR you could be news

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Let's all just collectively hope that 2020 doesn't go into OT

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Jumping on this fun show over @AddisonImprov Saturday // 11:30

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Tonight #Hot8 returns! For mature audiences, https://t.co/iOxF01ApkJ for tickets and our up to date safety info 😉

Featuring #DFW comedy allstars on IG follow @dezonealcomedy, @ralphbarbosacomic, @pengdangcomedy, @theashernet, @joelrunnelsjr @comediantonycasillas & #micahbrown!

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Check out my new do twice this week in Hollywood! Mon 2/10 @SecretComedys for the @uscomedycontest then Tues 2/11 @TheDimeLA - do it for the people!

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Hey kiddos, I’m @FlappersComedy this Thursday at 9:30 doing the thing with a bunch of hilarious folk! It’ll be a hoot, so get your tickets and swing on by! https://t.co/6sFmg2PXX0

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Fun times @SycamoreTavern this Friday the 3rd. Shoot me a message for some discounted tickets!

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RT @FlappersComedy: TEN BUCK TUESDAYS is 2nite featuring @gerredcomedy @McnultyFelix @WynterSpears @patrickinmyhead @DanWalsh83 @GettinKirked @MoniqueTComedy @liz_reuss @JustVinceBowman @RealStevieJay @SamMettler @theashernet TICKETS: https://t.co/u9Rxwbbtb8 #only10bucks #dontb…

[Flappers Comedy Club @FlappersComedy]

TEN BUCK TUESDAYS is 2nite featuring @gerredcomedy @McnultyFelix @WynterSpears @patrickinmyhead @DanWalsh83 @GettinKirked @MoniqueTComedy @liz_reuss @JustVinceBowman @RealStevieJay @SamMettler @theashernet TICKETS: https://t.co/YZCSkP2IE6 #only10bucks #dontbecheap

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Yo I’m @FlappersComedy in Burbank for Ten Buck Tuesdays but guess what...if you go to this link you can make it a five buck Tuesday. #BeTheChange #LAComedy
https://t.co/L073YBdU7B

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man, I would straight up steal a baby just so I could put together an outfit like this

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Your birthright as an American is to dream big. For God’s sake...don’t waste it

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Monday 8-10pm @thesecretcomedy in @SalsComedyHole on Melrose. Me and a bunch of other funny people doing the thing @uscomedycontest 7356 Melrose, get on it!

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Just a quick reminder that I’ll be over at #TheVanNuysComedyClub tomorrow. Stop in, let’s get loose!

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Come to me my pretties! Two shows - Monday @SecretComedys on Melrose presented by @GoldenArtistsLA then Tuesday @FlappersComedy in Burbank. Text me more more info and we’ll see you there!