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#abolishswitzerland | white kanye fan

[blablabliiiiblubbb @thebaddesttoe]

I’ll never mute a tweet i love being the center of attention too much 😔😔

[kebab🇹🇷 @kebabthesecond]

This will be the only thing I remember when I'm demented and sitting in a nursing home

[chii 2.0 @chiinori93z]

Putting a fuck u price tag on a display piece is a rookie mistake. If someone with fuck u money is willing to pay, you have to be willing to part with it. That's just the name of the game. "This bird is presented as for sale but we can't sell it to YOU" is rude and absurd.

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

watching sex and the city s5 for the first time and why is carrie acting like this in every scene?? 😭

[luce 🍒 @lovefool10_]

i have some news to you about the way women live in those countries where being a gay is illegal

[chloe @chlorbee]

your cat definitely doesn't want to though. it's a last resort and studies show it traumatizes them, contrary to how people portray it as cats just being soulless and ready to feast on you at a moment's notice

[Nicki @Nick314159Nick]

Crazy how some of the most sexually vulgar people are completely unfamiliar with how to actually have good sex. I cannot believe that some people are this out of tune with their own bodies.

[Merk @TrulyAFed]

Looking for a missing child in the dark and immediately mag dumping anything that approaches me while trespassing

[just dani @deezhawn]

You can if you get off your phone. I wish I was joking

[Emma @AWOS18ST]

Nobody is going to be walking a tiger around a local park after it’s killed someone. There are no friendly tigers.

[tony 🎲 @lesboycheren]

love when dudes say “not my pope” as if he’s an elected official and not (according to doctrine) the successor of saint peter chosen by the holy spirit

[಄ @zkdculture]

when this aired back in 2000 at the vmas britney spears received so much backlash from the media saying she was too sexy but looking back i think they were just jealous of how good she looked

[san jose hockey western european pr department @hockeyjtm]

this is sooooo cunt are you kidding

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

The snakes have zero room to roam with no enrichment and are basically kept in shoe boxes for their size. No wonder the snake was showing signs of aggression and broke put. Why would you spend thousands of dollars on animals just to give them such an awful life?

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

The fact that she’s literally the one enduring all the physical consequences of trying for a baby, yet somehow he’s the victim in a cheating scenario that hasn’t even happened

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

There are only two real nations in North America, Mexico and Quebec.

[Michael Sakowski @Sakowsk1Michael]

Nobody tells you about these jobs when it’s time to choose a career

[Tropik @aardabayram]

sabahtan beri buna gülüyorum ara ara açıp amk

[i think… JIMBERTON SMOOTHIE!!! 🦥 @Barbsplaining]

him and timbaland was havin a funny face contest

[떤이☕️ @shinecattt]

시험관 정액 채취할 때 이렇게 했으면 좋겠음
야동보면서 나오는 정액은 더러워서 이물질 제거 필수라던데 이거는 세균 문제도 없다네ㅎㅎ

여자몸에는 주사를 수십바늘 꽂는데 그 성별 공평한거 매우 좋아하시니까 이렇게 하자

[RETROPVNK @retropvnkX]

It's so funny how cats will immediately lash out at the nearest person whenever they suffer the consequences of a mistake they made