plastic surgeon general

Not everyone can become a g̶r̶e̶a̶t̶ bad poster; but a g̶r̶e̶a̶t̶ bad post can come from anywhere

[plastic surgeon general @thebadposter]

if i ever see my landlord out on the town spendin my money, it's on sight

[plastic surgeon general @thebadposter]

abolish the DHS

[Clarissa A. León @clarissaleon.bsky.social @clarissaleon]

🚨 ICE has secretly trained civilians to use firearms, conduct surveillance, and simulate raids on immigrants. New revelations show this controversial program has been ongoing in over a dozen U.S. cities.

The latest from @mauriziogro + @Documentedny
https://t.co/qh0izDrpBp

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

I can’t believe I have to hide in a bomb shelter after I killed 20,000 children this is so bad for my anxiety.

[David Klion @DavidKlion]

“Ta-Nehisi, I know you’re a leading intellectual of our era and I’m white mediocrity personified, but let’s pretend for a moment that you’re just some guy. Would you agree that you belong on a no-fly list?”

[plastic surgeon general @thebadposter]

the new upgraded Siri is really helpful!

[plastic surgeon general @thebadposter]

@robertlasagna1 there you are! can’t believe you made it past the orderlies, big guy

[Ryan Bennett @rjbennett]

@ARKloster Wonder why the "weird" label is sticking with these strange, seething jerks all over the place.

[plastic surgeon general @thebadposter]

oh so JD Vance is weird, huh? what about this poorly photoshopped image of the Secretary of Transportation breastfeeding?? what about this collage of trans people i keep saved in my phone’s Favorites more recently than any pictures of my grandkids???

[plastic surgeon general @thebadposter]

@homechefRVA @kylegriffin1

[plastic surgeon general @thebadposter]

new Space Jam but it’s about aliens that come to earth to steal the talents of our greatest living sports bettors

[Justin🐀 @justbarke]

@DeMickyD The right shitpost in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world

[plastic surgeon general @thebadposter]

tried to quickly read up on antitrust law today and i feel like i’ve finally found a legal topic that’s too boring and dry even for my nerdy lil ass

[plastic surgeon general @thebadposter]

@brittanytrang @statnews no that’s fine let me just pay $30 to read an article

[plastic surgeon general @thebadposter]

@LauraLoomer busted face

[eroq @Scaonekayulp]

@murderxbryan What's that thing he's doing with his mouth where he's curling the corners up and showing his teeth? Nobody has ever done that in my presence. Very concerning.

[plastic surgeon general @thebadposter]

@nkulw crazy that probably no one will even get fired for directing and carrying out the Statement of Fact from the world’s fastest 1st Amendment lawsuit. they essentially just have a “chilling protected speech” provision in their budget that never gets smaller

[Jack @jackskye999]

@CortesSteve @JDVance Vance is very articulate and right on point.

[Cash Loren @Cashloren]

@CortesSteve @benshapiro @JDVance Vance is 🔥🔥 I can not wait for the Debate

[Sina Toossi @SinaToossi]

Jeb Bush, who's been off the radar for years, is now heading the top lobbying group pushing for war with Iran. Looks like the Bush family's neocon dreams of transforming the Middle East through war haven't changed, despite all the disasters they've caused.

[plastic surgeon general @thebadposter]

if you disagree, frankly YOUR the weird one 💅🤣😂

[plastic surgeon general @thebadposter]

this election is about one thing and one thing only: male-specific DSD 46,XY (5-ARD)