The Bentaur

[The Bentaur @thebentaur]

Get ready. . . #AdobeSummit

[The Bentaur @thebentaur]

I am told that I might be making an appearance at #AdobeSummit. . .

[The Bentaur @thebentaur]

@MicheleJKiss @benjamingaines #ubersegments 4eva #AdobeSummit

[The Bentaur @thebentaur]

@OMLee @MicheleJKiss @benjamingaines oh I definitely sleep. . . wit ur mom. Self-five! #solidburn

[The Bentaur @thebentaur]

@MicheleJKiss @benjamingaines @OMLee unclear at this time. but i'm awake at this hour, so that should tell you something. . . ;-)

[JD Nyland @jdnyland]

@thebentaur who showed #ubersegments needs a new beard delivered with #LocationTargeting #AdobeSummit Great job guys!

[The Bentaur @thebentaur]

@EndressAnalytic Why yes, they are. I've been working out. . . thanks for noticing. #ubersegment #adobesummit

[Chris Wareham @cwareham]

#ubersegments for the win!

[The Bentaur @thebentaur]

@MicheleJKiss @elisabethos @benjamingaines HOW DARE YOU! BOW DOWN BEFORE BENTAUR! No daffodil for you! #ubersegments #adobesummit

[The Bentaur @thebentaur]

@MicheleJKiss @elisabethos @benjamingaines Is it "marketing" that a half-man half-steed happened to join Twitter? #ubersegments #adobesummit

[The Bentaur @thebentaur]

@elisabethos @benjamingaines The Bentaur is a huge fan of #ubersegments. Care for a daffodil? #adobesummit

[The Bentaur @thebentaur]

They are selling beard oil? That is my favorite kind of oil! #ubersegments #adobesummit

[The Bentaur @thebentaur]

@darrinwood @MicheleJKiss @benjamingaines Truly. I mean, look at the sheen! The daffodils! #ubersegments #adobesummit

[The Bentaur @thebentaur]

@darrinwood @MicheleJKiss @benjamingaines You're damn right. #ubersegments #adobesummit

[The Bentaur @thebentaur]

@chrishaleua Oh dude. I would dominate @warehamshair. He's just some hair; I am a glorious half-man, half-steed. #ubersegments #adobesummit

[The Bentaur @thebentaur]

@darrinwood @MicheleJKiss @benjamingaines you WOULD think that, wouldn't you? #ubersegments #adobesummit

[The Bentaur @thebentaur]

I am lathered in beard oil. #marketing #ubersegments #adobesummit

[The Bentaur @thebentaur]

Oh hai everyone. BOW DOWN BEFORE THE BENTAUR. #adobesummit #ubersegments