Chris Wareham's Hair

Love Chris Wareham. Fear his hair. Envy his hair.

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Do you know the best thing about #adobesymp? Me.

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We did put on quite a show at #adobesymp, didn't we, @cwareham. And by "we" I obviously mean "I". cc//@c_sutter

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@jeffjordan The lack of hair on your head has rendered your brain weak. But never mind that. Let's talk about me. Two words: Vibrant shine.

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@jeffjordan Don't think I didn't see that tweet, baldy.

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@jojoba You're very kind, but I think you meant to say " ... best hair in the world. #measure". Obviously a typo.

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@jojoba Start this account if you will, but know that am territorial. *Very* territorial - and shiny, but that's besides the point.

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You'd be smiling too if you had me hanging around your shoulders looking so touchably soft. http://flic.kr/p/9rGEwZ

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Questioning my place in the world since #SocialAnalytics outshined me in the keynote. *Never* happened before -- ever. #losing #omtrsummit

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The products that @cwareham manages are second only to the products he uses to make me shine. #omtrsummit

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I hope @cwareham knows who *really* got him into that video. #I #did!

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@benjamingaines How do you think @cwareham ended up with me? You don't get shine like mine by reading Sports Illustrated, my friend.

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Today was perfect. Luster like mine is *made* for sunshine days like this.

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@kittygutz How random is it that you found a page with me on it?

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@kittygutz You are *so* sweet! BTW, I'm working *way* too hard for this shine. Any suggestions on a good conditioning product to help out?

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@benjamingaines Don't think I didn't see you (amongst many others) out of the corner of my eye checking me out.

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@cerror Brilliant! I absolutely *adore* pigtails. Ponytail: Fabulous. Pigtails: Double-fabulous!

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@benjamingaines Usually your analysis is much more insightful. Though i appreciate the sentiment, no points for stating the obvious.

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Two words, @chriswareham: Pony. Tail. I *need* to be showcased!

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Fresh Greek fish makes me glow. I'm gorgeous!!

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Really? You call those ringlets? The amateurism of the hair modeling industry makes me ill. http://plixi.com/p/61064831