stevens

[College Life @8_Semesters]

Liquor before beer you're in the clear, beer before liquor you'll be okay don't be a bitch.

[stevens @thebookofsteven]

@meharthethird @Sup_Kopes You're not always the only girls, but you're definitely always the only ladies. #classyasfuck

[stevens @thebookofsteven]

@Sup_Kopes @totalfratmove @meharthethird Bongzillaaaaaaaaaaa

[stevens @thebookofsteven]

If she's 29, really hot, and hasn't had a stable relationship ever, she's probably crazy. Learned that the hard way. #brotip #thatbitchcray

[stevens @thebookofsteven]

@H_Kopz @meharrrrr I'm just too good looking and charming for one person to handle. #relationshipsareoverrated

[stevens @thebookofsteven]

@H_Kopz @meharrrrr I happen to give great advice, thank you very much. #bitchplease

[stevens @thebookofsteven]

Best exercise for getting abs? Forkdowns. People should try it sometime. #brotips

[stevens @thebookofsteven]

@meharrrrr It's funny that you said this considering I was doing jäeger bombs last night

[stevens @thebookofsteven]

@aliboppp Gargle salt water for 30 seconds, 1/2 teaspoon of salt in a glass. You'll feel better.

[Taco Ramirez @Tacoboutme2]

"Well, as someone with a doctorate in bro-ology, i recommend you give her the D"
"Take ten tequila shots and call me in the morning" #tfm

[stevens @thebookofsteven]

@kIKididit #firstworldproblems

[stevens @thebookofsteven]

@meharrrrr I guess its because im a man and not a "guy". TFM.

[stevens @thebookofsteven]

@EdyVasquez3 Easiest philanthropy you've ever done and you know it

[stevens @thebookofsteven]

@meharrrrr Hey, some of us are classy as fuck

[stevens @thebookofsteven]

@meharrrrr wonder who this is....

[Lexie @lexlikesyou]

Feet fell asleep because they don't touch the ground in this classroom. #shortpeopleproblems

[stevens @thebookofsteven]

@H_Kopz @meharrrrr So down. I just got back too. Lets chill ASAP.

[B Gripz @ShitBrianGSays]

Dude I just woke up in Gilbert 3 lounge. Pants off. No ID.

[stevens @thebookofsteven]

@meharrrrr Malibus most wanted