Not Dave Dombrowski

Parody Twitter Account For The Tigers CEO/GM/President Dave Dombrowski.

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You can all thank me later.

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@Sizemore20 Now that is something myself and @FakeLeyland will have to discuss... @NotRyanRaburn

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So what does everyone think of the move? Good or Bad?

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@Sizemore20 your welcome son. Now go make look like a genius.

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Moves are on the horizon folks. Just be patient with me.

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If my pitchers are going to start giving up HR to guys like Luis Rodriquez. You might as well pack your bags.

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This shit is making me insane. Might have to change my name to @TrippingBrowski

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Our Top 3 hitters are basically worthless right now. Looks like I'll be making some calls tonight.

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@PrettyBoyBoesch @drunkmiggy @fakeleyland @lilwillyrhymes @notdonkelly @notryanraburn @oldmanmags @philcokesbrain how's it mine?

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Is the sweep the players fault? Jim's fault? Or both? Discuss.

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@PrettyBoyBoesch @drunkmiggy you guys hit baseball really far and hard...

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@PrettyBoyBoesch oh come on kid. It's 9am, time to rise n shine.

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@PrettyBoyBoesch how'd I do that?

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@PrettyBoyBoesch what's was that for Brennan?

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Good Morning Tigers Nation.

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Well that's all I have for tonight folks. Tigers play later today in the series finale against the Rookie righthander Pineda. Should be fun.

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@dentedcardoor @notryanraburn I'd like to keep him up for now. Gonna give him another week tops.

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I'm also in the process of purchasing the contract of Scott Sizemore. And sending Will Rhymes down to Toledo. Once again, stay tuned.

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@NotRyanRaburn No I have him on his way as well. @lilWillyRhymes has been sent down.

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The Tigers have purchased the contract of Charlie Furbush from Toledo. Brad Thomas has been DFA. Hoping I can work this out. Stay tuned.