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[rust cohle @thecapreseboy1]

Everyone thought this song was lame when it came out stop

[doomer @uncledoomer]

gen Z hasnt made any music like this because they cant. millenials seeing the towers fall as kids produced a generation of soulful indie musicians the likes of which the world will never see again

[rust cohle @thecapreseboy1]

99% of knicks fans nowadays

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Kylie Jenner says the Knicks made her fall in love with sports

“I was never really into sports, until I went to my first Knicks game. I fell in love… Something about the energy, MSG. I’m like the luckiest Knicks fan because I’m a new Knicks fan and I got to see them win.”

(via Better Half Pod)

[tex @texmeplease]

i was the first person in my family to prestige in call of duty

[rust cohle @thecapreseboy1]

If the cubs moved out of Chicago it would be the perfect city

[rust cohle @thecapreseboy1]

The Batman is such a sick movie

[rust cohle @thecapreseboy1]

This is gonna hit Chicago like a ton of bricks in 2029

[R.F. Kenmore @rfkenmore]

ALD Run Club is a Go

Honestly might have been cooler to just avoid it all together at this point. Maybe the lines (digital queues) are not long enough anymore.

[rust cohle @thecapreseboy1]

Nets have the best lineup here tbh

[Swamp Dragons @Netswamp]

The Atlantic Division is STACKED

[rust cohle @thecapreseboy1]

This is karma getting bill simmons back for talking shit about every other team in the Atlantic division

[rust cohle @thecapreseboy1]

The Nets are officially back

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Brooklyn Nets forward Josh Minott intends to sign a new two-year, $9 million to return to the franchise, with a team option in second season, sources tell ESPN. The Nets declined Minott’s team option to clear the way for a new contract.

[rust cohle @thecapreseboy1]

Shut up dude

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

Insane but true: Bobby Marks was the assistant GM for the Nets at the time when they traded the Celtics draft picks for an aging Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce…

Those picks became Jaylen Brown and Jayson Tatum. 🍿

[Prometheus @CaribbeanRythms]

New Yorkers are so funny to me man. They really lean into this idea that there’s some sacred unspoken pact of unity binding every person in the city together like it’s a tight knit village instead of an absolute dystopian cesspool where you’re gambling on not getting assaulted everytime you take the subway.

[Fastbreak Hoops @FastbreakHoops5]

Jason Kidd and Vince Carter in the same backcourt was must-see TV 🍿

[rust cohle @thecapreseboy1]

Wow that’s messed up. If I were a team with a top 5 pick, I wouldn’t even consider drafting him

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Developments ahead of the June 23-24 NBA draft: BYU's AJ Dybantsa has conducted formal visits with both the Washington Wizards (No. 1) and Utah Jazz (No. 2) while Kansas' Darryn Peterson only visited the Wizards and does not plan to grant anyone else a meeting, sources tell me and @JeremyWoo.

Both have believed in going No. 1 -- and now teams in the lottery are taking note of Peterson's decision to only give access to Washington.

[rust cohle @thecapreseboy1]

@OnyxMcGrady Mostly right but the 2013 Knicks were better than the Nets

[Brooklyn Nets @BrooklynNets]

Happy Birthday to Nets Legend, Kerry Kittles! 🥳

[rust cohle @thecapreseboy1]

Orange and blue is such an ugly color combo

[rust cohle @thecapreseboy1]

Welcome to the Brooklyn Nets

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Giannis Antetokounmpo wants to be traded to a “historical franchise,” per @KevinOConnor

(h/t @HeatCulture13)

[rust cohle @thecapreseboy1]

A little torn cause I hate the Knicks but I also love seeing Wemby getting owned by KAT

[rust cohle @thecapreseboy1]

Did he sacrifice making shots too

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

De’Aaron Fox says he sacrificed his game for the betterment of the team

"Obviously, I'm not shooting the ball as much. But coming here, I knew that was the way it was going to be. As a player, you sacrifice for the betterment of the team. There are times where I need to take shots or times where I don't take as many shots, but at the end of the day, you need to make the shots that you take,"

(Via @JeffGSpursZone )

[BIGMEM12 @BIGMEM12]

MIKAL BRIDGES FOR THE WIN!!!