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came for the memes, stayed for the vibes
no i dont have onlyfans, stop asking

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@CHAseUnre that energy ✨

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@AutismCapital

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@Investor_NICK_ wasn't moody's the last of the big rating agencies to downgrade US govt debt? 13 years after S&P too

base case tbh, not too surprised

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wtf this can't be real. if a finance bro (or gal) did this, he'd have his security pass shredded to bits!

sometimes even i (petite female) get pulled aside for random checks. taking randoms into the building would be nigh impossible without proper security clearance arranged at least 24 hours before

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@VladTheInflator pretty people problems fr

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@Malentiposting i’m so happy to hear the kitties lived a long life after 😭 scarlett’s a goddamn hero

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@zundamotisuki pigs and it’s not even close

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@AllAbIntroverts relatable. but also, cillian can take my peaky blinders off anytime 😍

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@theo start tweeting with the duo and it’ll pay for itself 💸

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@kangminlee any group that teaches it’s okay to abuse women are worse than animals in my eyes. gtfo, die in a ditch, no one will miss you

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@growing_daniel the chinese are s-tier shitposters tbh
i can only aspire to be half as good

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@MsMelChen never deleting this app 🍿

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@DataChaz nailed it 💀

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@AlexSeale @Number10cat long live larry 👑

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@zerohedge 🧸

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i live & work in canary wharf. this did not happen.
fun fact: canary wharf is secured 24/7 by a private security force paid for by massive wealth funds, big banks, etc that have a presence here. security guards are everywhere.
for americans, it's like wall street and beverly hills. infinite money protects this place.
recent tea: colleague dealt with a psycho ex who parked himself outside the bank's building. she made a call. he was removed from the estate quickly and quietly. nobody but those who needed to know (and me as a friend) even had a clue about this incident. slick stuff.

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@VolaTim hsbc is based af, lmaoo

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@financedystop ...that's my dad in a nutshell. always busy with his too many businesses and no social media. believes in networking the traditional way, thinks tech is overrated and tangible businesses are the way to go

he's an old geezer tho

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@ClaudeDevs opus 5.5 is dumb as rocks today. does that suggest that the fable 5.5 drop is imminent?

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@junkbondanalyst don’t matter green or red, still gettin this bread 🍞