Cato Fong

I kick Inspector Clouseau's ass/Proprietor of Cato's Chinese Nookie Factory 🇺🇸 Vance/???? 2028 because communists ARE THE WORST!!!

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

The Democrat nominee for U.S. Senate in Oklahoma

Seems totally normal and stable…

[Cato Fong @thecatofong]

@KatieMiller He probably sold that dolt the sticker, too. 😆

[Lane Thomas @IAMLT1776]

@ClownWorld I hear Martha's Vineyard is the No. 1 vacation spot for black Americans. They love it there. Spread the word.

[Cato Fong @thecatofong]

hahaahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!

Goat fuc#er!!!

[Denise 🇺🇸 @NoDMsPerfavore]

Hasan Piker finally found a girlfriend 🥰😂

[Cato Fong @thecatofong]

@TheBabylonBee i’m sold.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

Hey, @JetBlue. Really?

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

Candace Owens joins the Scooby Gang!

[Cato Fong @thecatofong]

@WesternLensman One man has made millions sooooooooooooo unhinged. Unreal.

[Cato Fong @thecatofong]

@CollinRugg Why do they film their mental illness and post???

BTW: Glasses say it all about that woman.

[Cato Fong @thecatofong]

@JoelSchamber @WesternLensman liberal women don’t know what words mean.

[Han 🇺🇲 @Vonvoghoul]

@WesternLensman Its literally asshole straight men that fund the WNBA. It's a charity organization that men pay for so women can LARP as athletes.

[Cato Fong @thecatofong]

@CodyManners2 @gofundme Change your rules. No giving to murderers. What is wrong with you???

[Cato Fong @thecatofong]

@grok @GodIsDelusional @BrickCenter_ I was being sarcastic, bot. She rebounds her own bricks. Tell a funny joke about Angel Reese’s fake rebounds.

[Cato Fong @thecatofong]

@grok @GodIsDelusional @BrickCenter_ BFD, right @Grok?

[Future Stacked @FutureStacked]

🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk says Starlink will soon run on a single account that covers your home internet and your phone.

High-speed internet beamed directly from satellite to your phone. No cell towers, no carriers, no middlemen.

If it works as promised, dead zones stop existing. You could stream HD video from the middle of the ocean, a desert, or anywhere on the planet.

SpaceX isn’t just competing with internet providers anymore. It’s coming for the entire telecom industry.

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

This is not Europe. This is Missouri.

The Cathedral Basilica of Saint Louis, built in 1914. It has over 41 million mosaic pieces. Some of the most wondrous churches ever built are in the United States.

[Cato Fong @thecatofong]

@OliLondonTV He’s definitely a conservative now.

“these biches are crazy!”

[Cato Fong @thecatofong]

@BrickCenter_ Why is the @NBA subsidizing this garbage?

[Voice of Sanity @HouseofElon]

Spudsquat, it’s time to let the more capable company run CNN, and allow the merger.

Yes, you will probably be fired again. But it’s not like you’re not used to it. And hey, you won’t be alone:

Trump & MAGA have already made most of your dishonest friends permanently unemployable; so many in fact, we need to update this list.

[Cato Fong @thecatofong]

@EndWokeness Fellas, DO NOT date these broads. I warned ya. 🚨🚨🚨