Colby Skiles

Actor/Model/Comedian/ⓕⓞⓝⓣ ⓔⓝⓣⓗⓤⓢⓘⓐⓢⓣ

[Colby Skiles @thecolbyskiles]

Thanks @vanhalen for spending 5,585 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Panama - 2015 Remaster. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/qYgTLYIooG

[Colby Skiles @thecolbyskiles]

@OzTenScriber @FantasyAdvice99 Never play TNF players in flex. You don’t want to squander that position so early in the week. Switch him with another RB. It feels wrong, but it can save your ass.

[Colby Skiles @thecolbyskiles]

@collectsideshow https://t.co/oV1ILkZtcl

[Colby Skiles @thecolbyskiles]

@chrismelberger This is why I always have subtitles for everything.

[Colby Skiles @thecolbyskiles]

@JennaEllisEsq @VP Haha no Trump was a complete disgrace to the military

[Colby Skiles @thecolbyskiles]

@McDonalds I say this on purpose with direct eye contact and their shirt lapel in my fist. Who else does this?

[Colby Skiles @thecolbyskiles]

@RepMTG @RepMarieNewman Lol since when do you care about science?

[Colby Skiles @thecolbyskiles]

@ginacarano Breathe*

[Colby Skiles @thecolbyskiles]

@realDonaldTrump Why don’t you just listen to the message instead of adding fuel to the fire? #blacklivesmatter

[Colby Skiles @thecolbyskiles]

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[Colby Skiles @thecolbyskiles]

@RyanAFournier He also told Congress women of color they should go back to where they came from, refused to rent to black tenants, & made a racist testimony against native Americans. So yeah still pretty racist.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

SCIENTISTS: “We’ve produced the first-ever image of a supermassive Black Hole, 55-million light years away”
RESPONSE: “Oooh!”

SCIENTISTS: “We’ve concluded that humans are catastrophically warming Earth”
RESPONSE: “That conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be false”

[Colby Skiles @thecolbyskiles]

Me:

My brain:

Me:

My brain:

Me:

[Colby Skiles @thecolbyskiles]

Google, the best and smartest search engine in the world.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Happy 60th Birthday, @NASA
https://t.co/p6Jk1Hly3U

[Colby Skiles @thecolbyskiles]

@hqtrivia mybackhurts

[Colby Skiles @thecolbyskiles]

@hqtrivia This is Sophie. She just turned 5 years old & had a Breakfast at Tiffany’s theme party.

[Colby Skiles @thecolbyskiles]

I can’t even afford a gum ball with my winnings from @hqtrivia but it was my first time to win & the adrenaline is flowing

[Colby Skiles @thecolbyskiles]

@hqtrivia Split it with all the other winners