breakingpenjamin

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

i wish i could place dart monkeys outside my landlords door so when he tries to come outside he takes 1 damage

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

let’s get lost tonight you could be my white Rick Ross tonight

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Trashy Knicks fan nicks Knicks can; gets canned, fined; Knicks can fine

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Girl the way you movin, got me in a trance

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

Not every girl is a hoe and not every girl is a queen

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

how it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

I was a virgin the last time the Knicks were in the Finals, I guess the more things change, the more they stay the same!

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

“Mountain Dew” is actually a staggeringly beautiful phrase that the soda has totally normified and almost bastardized but if you really focus on it alone, wow. that’s powerful.

[breakingpenjamin @thedeathofed]

surgery wrote that they "recommend better blood sugar control" on my dka patient

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

What is peter teal email??

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Conservatives need to listen to more rap music.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Memes are actually getting outdated. Its all about imgurs and gifs. Reddit.

[zarberian @zarberiannnn]

yo but if there's a whopper jr that means... whopper...

my man 🤝😂

[Christopher @molochofficial]

this is how Puyi was moving after Mao let him loose in Beijing

[Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19]

This was me at Citifield last season being IGNORED by Mr. Met! Yesterday Mr. AND Mrs. Met were hugging and kissing our Antisemite Mayor @NYCMayor! Easy to conclude that Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!

[breakingpenjamin @thedeathofed]

@asperyourlast @GregOwen70 @nikicaga this is a noble thought, but education, especialy in fields like medicine, isnt an infinite resource. How many of each critical procedure do you think the average trainee sees? And how many time does a trainee have to do/participate until they're competent?

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

why white ppl never name their pets green bean casserole why it always gotta b mochi matcha or miso

[Majin Jew @RedwoodRogue]

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

I have questions for MrBeast.

[breakingpenjamin @thedeathofed]

@sgillern @ohJuliatweets these are not remotely equivalent. the downside of not receiving vitamin k injections is the immediately increased risk of life-altering brain bleeds. what is the downside of perinatal hep b vaccines?