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ono

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bro I’m a whore

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@ifyyouknowyk Please don’t

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down bad, texting somebody in hinglish

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ass has lot of utility.

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to spend company funds on onlyfans 🤡

[organic lube @thedimsun]

I was showering and I suddenly remembered how the 🐱 tasted

😞😞😞

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big subtweet

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tired of everyone expressing their perception of time vis-à-vis ‘how long the month lasted’ at the end of every month

[organic lube @thedimsun]

tired of everyone expressing their perception of time vis-à-vis ‘how long the month lasted’ at the end of every month

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i missed your text i realized i’m going to have to keep responding to texts for the rest of my life and i got really tired

[ankit @ankitiscracked]

you are not procrastinating. you are just waiting for a forehead kiss to jump start your life.

[organic lube @thedimsun]

went on a v nice date yesterday w an old friend and im meeting her parents on Monday?! 👀👀👀

(relevant photo just to take up ur screen real estate)

[orph @orphcorp]

if you're so smart why aren't you playing with language & words like they're magic spells capable of manipulating & shaping reality at will

[organic lube @thedimsun]

Nothing quite like seeing the face of the wrong person after a really good time with a nice person to absolutely shit on your day & how u feel 👍🏻👍🏻

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did I or did I not skip the Apple show for a date 🌝🌝🌝 I did.

[RÄJ @catdaddyissues]

“जितना वह व्यक्ति तुम्हारे डोपमिन को ऊपर लेकर जाएगा, वह उतना ही बाद में तुम्हें रुलाएगा।”

[organic lube @thedimsun]

@danielbrottman what has helped so far?

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@danielbrottman a butt (🫓) is an excuse of an ass (🍑)

[organic lube @thedimsun]

a butt is wildly different from an ass.

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@shemademechange @UntilTrees important question +1

[ankit @ankitiscracked]

you don’t need a new social network. you need a non-judgemental lap to lie on after a good day of meaningless hard work.

[organic lube @thedimsun]

no longer agnostic

[prapti🍂 @prap_tits]

changing my religion to boobism 🧎‍♀️