Eli

The Entertainment Lad

[Adrian Oluoch, LL.B @AdrianOluoch]

I don’t want to see Sifuna anywhere near a Helicopter.

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Wicknell Chivayo waking up in hell and has to start making money again from scratch.

[JIGGA 🦍 @Makomborerol]

Our hate is long term investment, we might not get the outcome we want.But surely we will celebrate one day

[Susan Mutami @mutami_susan]

@summersrand @wicknellchivayo You are doing very well. It’s a matter of time before he perishes mid air. Start buying your champagne. He thinks he’s a king arikudonha very soon uyu.

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

"Come 2027, my position requires absolutely no guessing 😂😂😂… MR PRESIDENT, YOU HAVE MY VOTE. I may be Zimbabwean by birth, but spiritually tonight my voter's card is already waiting in Nairobi!"

[ɠɧıʂɧ @rirokpik]

Black religious people never learn! 💀

[Susan Mutami @mutami_susan]

@jahman_adamski He’s actually going to die in a plane crash. Save this post.

[Eli @thee_ill_mind]

@KenyanOnlooker @TeyaKevin Yeah right, with more mass shootings than days in a calendar-year.

[Eli @thee_ill_mind]

@AugustinGithaka Correct, and these ones don't even have resources to hide in tunnels, so we just need to acquire one of these bad boys to send a few to Valhalla and the rest will go back to being civilized citizens.

[Eli @thee_ill_mind]

@Kimuzi_ We usually overcomplicate this thing called life 😂 mumeweka standards too high na hamtafikia, and that's when you'll end up hating yourself for not "making it"

[Mzee Kobe 🐝 @mzee_ki]

Hapa alikua ameenda streets to protest against finance bill 2024 juu alikua amesoma about his rights to protest kwa tissue paper?!

[(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) @Chelaa_03]

How's this a Win?

[Eli @thee_ill_mind]

@naveenkopparam @bagalkot_huduga Motorola was acquired by Lenovo, but the brand name remained unchanged, and they continue to make smartphones. Their lineup ranges from the affordable G Series, starting at around $150+, to their flagship Signature Series, which starts at $1,000+.

[Innocent Marvin @InnocentMarve11]

You have to treat trading like robbing a bank

You get in, take what you came for and you get out.

You’ll get caught if you try leave with the whole thing.

[Caleb @CalebSol]

Me in the shower thinking about all the profits I never took:

[Eli @thee_ill_mind]

@Rosemarry__vt Max payne

[Eli @thee_ill_mind]

@Teslimatde4u Did you see what those stones did to him for wiping out half the population? No way he could've survived another round

[African @ali_naka]

If you have Oil and don’t have a NUCLEAR weapon. The oil belongs to America.

[Eli @thee_ill_mind]

@Degrata254 Makosa yenyu ni kudhani kina Kenyan prince own forex, people like Larry Williams, Michael J(ICT) were trading in the 1980's saa hizo Kenyan boomers na GenX walikua sherehe tu.

[Mary Kemunto @_KemuntoM]

Consider this, on the left is how the Eastern Bypass was intended to look. On the right, is how our special group have turned it to be.
On dedicated Walkways, you literally have to walk carefully or you will knock down someone's merchandise.
Why do we hate ourselves so much!