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[just jeb @thee_norm]

Who's idea was it to put baby mario and baby luigi in mario kart. They're babies, they can't drive and they shouldn't be subject to the kind of beating that comes with that kind of competition!!!

[just jeb @thee_norm]

And the Finals MVP… Zohran Kwame Mamdani!

[just jeb @thee_norm]

A police report needs to be filed to get anything for your insurance. What you think he’s gonna call H&R Block

[Glendale Arizona FOP Lodge 12 @GlendaleFOP12]

Earlier this year rapper Macklemore released a "song" declaring..

"F' the police"

and calling us "actors with badges" protecting property and a system designed by "white supremacy."

Well. His house just got robbed by masked men.

The actors w/ badges were hastily called.

[just jeb @thee_norm]

Sometimes when I’m on instagram I’ll click on one of the “suggested for you” threads and end up scrolling through like I’m in an alien on a foreign planet, sent to gather information on how the others live for my home planet

[just jeb @thee_norm]

Me, 1 minute into hearing Jared Leto sing

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

i hate to say it but im beginning to have my doubts that hes going to get us to mars

[just jeb @thee_norm]

@Miscountedcf @Danny_Heifetz @DannyBKelly @craighorlbeck

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at ‘FRIENDSHIP’, starring Paul Rudd and Tim Robinson.

The film follows a man who lives a normal life but when weatherman Brian moves into the neighborhood, he becomes obsessed to be his friend & transform everything.

[just jeb @thee_norm]

The moment I knew the NBA had changed to a spacing league for good was when Lamarcus Aldridge was being forced to play center

[Love Sosa @datpupnasty]

Your memory stinks then because Cade was drafted literally 1 year before this dude.

[jenneth goulet @kennyroysgrammy]

happy pride month everybody

[just jeb @thee_norm]

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times. Encores are bullshit

[just jeb @thee_norm]

“We should just kiss like real people do” be for real sir

[just jeb @thee_norm]

Hozier makes love songs for the mentally ill no I will not elaborate

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@Danny_Heifetz tweeted by a real maestro

[stove dialer @nickhexum311]

This is so real

[just jeb @thee_norm]

@themattyboi @cstuck24 @ClutchPoints Do you get this mad when an nba team a player you’re a fan of is bad?

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@RbiTriples @nickysmokess Both teams are also 21-32?

[чай @fatpussyhex]

get your fucking ass up and go to karaoke it seems like no one wants to go to karaoke these days

[just jeb @thee_norm]

Commercials that just blindly dart throw the celebrities to be in them are wild to me. Why are Jason Sudeikis and LeBron James hanging out eating Taco Bell??

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@Danny_Heifetz Shocking, I heard he’s scared to compete

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@greggrosenthal release the Delaware tapes please

[just jeb @thee_norm]

Peter on Easter Sunday:

[Wild Posts @CultureHOF]

why did bro die for a sec 😭