Matt Fazio

Cubs by a billion

[Matt Fazio @thefazerati]

@SamOlbur I officially blame Bregman for the injury to Thornton

[Matt Fazio @thefazerati]

@SamOlbur Could Boog have been any more delayed, and uninspiring on that HR call?

[Matt Fazio @thefazerati]

@SamOlbur Game turned off, sick of this brand of play. Unfortunate, I used to be excited to watch them.

[Matt Fazio @thefazerati]

@CubsZone 🙋‍♂️

[Matt Fazio @thefazerati]

@SamOlbur How do you as a manager allow a team to put up 7 runs on you in a game you 100% should win - now you take that bum out…

[Matt Fazio @thefazerati]

Just a bunch of scrubs that occupy the Cubs bullpen…. What a mess.

[Matt Fazio @thefazerati]

We got LUCKY - #Cubs need to keep Pressly far away from high-leverage moments

[Matt Fazio @thefazerati]

@SamOlbur Get this guy OUT - he cannot be anywhere close to a high leverage position

[Matt Fazio @thefazerati]

@ScottHanson collar blowout alert, will send you some @WurkinStiffs ASAP, Scott

[Matt Fazio @thefazerati]

@WatchMarquee can you please fix this app. I am coming up in two weeks trying to watch the games and nothing loads. I delete and reinstall but nothing changes. Sad to see an app that operates so poorly for a service you pay a premium for.

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

The average 1L plastic bottle of water contains 240,000 pieces of nanoplastic.

Can you say with certainty that years of ingesting these nanoplastics has had ZERO impact in the increased rates of autism, cancer, Alzheimer’s, Crohn’s, other autoimmune diseases and so much more that we can’t explain and just throw our hands in the air when asked for causality.

Could ingesting small amounts of poison every day alter our phenotype?

Any reasonable adult knows the answer is yes and we just haven’t figured out the severity yet.

Also, the covid vaccine wasn’t a vaccine and may have materially impacted a large number of young people in a measurably negative way.

In general, we need to reset how our science establishment is able to ram through the ideas they like and not investigate the data they don’t.

https://t.co/3S6x8iIPkv

[Matt Fazio @thefazerati]

@hulu_support why pay for a live streaming service that locks me out of my live stream access, then does not let me contact customer support to fix the problem? Ridiculous

[DOM @DOM_Frederic]

hey @miakhalifa just wanted to remind u that ur irrelevant, bryce is gunna be a cub & u aint gettin any

[Chief @BarstoolChief]

Fun Fact:

On average, women find 85% of the male population unattractive.

50% of every man whoever lived never produced children.

Basically what I’m saying is that there’s a good chance everyone woman on Earth finds you disgusting. Happy Saturday

[Matt Fazio @thefazerati]

@ChipotleTweets texted 'rain check' yesterday and never got my free burrito... 😔

[Mike Posner @MikePosner]

Thank you.

[Matt Fazio @thefazerati]

Well the Cubs swept the Mets and the Hawks are still in the hunt for the cup... So we have that going for us, which is nice #BullsFuneral

[Matt Fazio @thefazerati]

RIP Ernie Banks, one of the greatest Cubs that ever lived. I consider myself lucky that I was able to shake his hand #MrCub