TheMaltonMassive

A churchgoer living in Yorkshire.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Beautiful tribute to George Alagiah by @CliveMyrieBBC on the BBC News at One.

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@balmelokhe @MichaelRosenYes But, strangely, had nothing to say about Barbie...

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@AHappierDay Dodge?

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@PaulTurner140 👍👍👍

[Matt @chinmj]

Also, this is the best kneeler I've ever seen:

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@AHappierDay A "Retirement Plan...?"

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@sisterlukenh 🙏❤️

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@SrAndrewFSP 🙏

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@oashton88 How utterly ghastly...
How are you, Olivia?
Nasty one to pick through...

[dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod]

Nadine Dorries taking some time off to enjoy the rugby

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I've signed the petition to call on the UK Government to urgently increase benefits payments, will you? https://t.co/KGwrfVv7NZ

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I have paid National Insurance for 40 years. NHS is a fvcking right.

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"Digger."

[Durham Constabulary @DurhamPolice]

🐾 Can you help name our newest member of the team?

Meet our 9-week-old, male Australian Kelpie 😍

Commonly used in Australia & New Zealand, we are so excited to be the first UK force to introduce this breed into our Dog Unit.

Comment below with your name suggestions 👇

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Like the very worst cbs police show.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Priti Vacant.

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Even if only out of a blind curiosity to see what you will cock up next...

[✨Truly Patchouli✨ @vw_beetle_love]

Lead, and others will follow! ⭐️

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Me. And now my therapist.

[Classic_Television_UK @Funny_Stuff_UK]

Who remembers Rentaghost?

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No. Granted. More...Las Vegas Tiger Tamer who gets gored in the second half...

[TC🌳 @WoodlandNomad]

Doing my best to not look like an off duty cop for the evening. No Superdry or The North Face here ☺️

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@hari_miller Fine rare, but DON'T be tempted to reheat in the morning. Small children come into the same category as KFC...

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@Albertspanner Practice.

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@hari_miller Small children?
(they taste like chicken...)