Robert Bear🧢

Ecclesiastes 3:2

[Robert Bear🧢 @thejamoninator]

Whoever said it gets better is a damned liar.

[Robert Bear🧢 @thejamoninator]

Tfw you're too fat and too short to properly Taftmaxx... 😔

[Fr. Paul @BackwardsFeet]

AS HE DIED TO MAKE MEN HOLY LET US DIE TO MAKE MEN FREE

[Robert Bear🧢 @thejamoninator]

Evil Dead Burn was pretty good. A bit irksome with the characters, their personalities, and the plot, but the cinematography was excellent. That mirror shot? Wow. I felt tense during the movie, as opposed to Rise, where I felt claustrophobic. A good addition to the franchise. 7.5

[Robert Bear🧢 @thejamoninator]

Dim! Consternation! Uproar!

[Robert Bear🧢 @thejamoninator]

I took a picture of this spider and it looks like an Impressionist painting. Or tonalist.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

It's time for one last pull of Conan O'Brien's Walker, Texas Ranger Lever.

Rest in peace, Chuck Norris.

[Robert Bear🧢 @thejamoninator]

Just doing my part, fellow TMBG fans.

[Robert Bear🧢 @thejamoninator]

Paul was a Tejano WW2 vet and POW.
Natividad was a farm boss near Hicks Camp.
David built sewer lines for the SGV and Disneyland.
Jesus worked for AT&SF (later BSNF)
Inez was born on a reservation, "allegedly" and built tanks in WW2.
I can go on.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Told my girlfriend I want 3 kids so I have a legacy

she asked me to name my great grandparents

[Robert Bear🧢 @thejamoninator]

Got called Tío and Unc by the new hires. It's over.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Good Samaritan, by Joseph Highmore, 1744, 📸 by @patricksmith04

[Robert Bear🧢 @thejamoninator]

Seriously. My general guideline is as follows:
If older than you: Aunt or Uncle.
If the same age: Cousin.
If younger than you: Niece or nephew.
Exceptions exist, but it generally works in a pinch.

[Sammy Obeid @SammyObeid]

“Who calls their father’s cousin their aunt??”

Literally every brown person.

[Robert Bear🧢 @thejamoninator]

I will never play this game.

(Not transphobic, I just hate horror games)

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The new trailer for Hideo Kojima and Jordan Peele’s new horror game ‘OD’.

Starring Hunter Schafer and Sophia Lillis.

[Robert Bear🧢 @thejamoninator]

@ZamboniToni When I would stay with my grandparents during the summer, my grandpa would read the business section, grandma would read local, and I would read the comics. My grandma would save them for me. She still does, in fact. Pearls Before Swine was a vital part of my upbringing.

[Robert Bear🧢 @thejamoninator]

@BasedPota18 A series of books I read include a character called Johnny Vegas, the accidental virgin. Whenever it comes time to do the deed with a woman, something outrageous or outlandish happens, which otherwise ruins the attempt, like a rogue wave on a cruise or witnessing a suicide.

[Robert Bear🧢 @thejamoninator]

Once I had an 86 year old with dementia wander during an alphabeaver swarm. After losing my pet warg trying to save her, I just let her die.

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Rimworld colonists after eating without a table and sleeping in a slightly cold room

[Robert Bear🧢 @thejamoninator]

@NotSantiago892 I don't look up at the stars anymore because there's nothing for me there. 😔 And too much light pollution.